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	<title>The Satirical Political Report &#187; ted stevens</title>
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		<title>Michelle Obama: The Biggest Thing for London Schoolgirls Since Sidney Poitier</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/04/02/michelle-obama-the-biggest-thing-for-london-schoolgirls-since-sidney-poitier/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[G-20]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michelle obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michelle obama london schoolgirls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[political satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rush limbaugh]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[  &#8220;TO MISS &#8230; WITH LOVE.&#8221; IS THIS THE LULU WE WERE EXPECTING?                     Brazil&#8217;s Lulu Da Silva &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- BLOGWORTHIES: Lisa Casey on Ted Stevens&#8217; Get Out of Jail Card, and Norm Jenson with The Daily Show&#8217;s Rush Limbaugh Leaves New York.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img id="photoMain" src="http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20090402/i/r3430510208.jpg?x=305&amp;y=345&amp;q=85&amp;sig=CPmXly8wD2fIJXpVuOrGjA--" alt="U.S. first lady Michelle Obama watches Brenda Mensah perform ..." /> </p>
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<p><span style="color: #800080;"><em><strong>&#8220;TO MISS &#8230; WITH LOVE.&#8221;</strong></em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #800080;"><img src="http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/1146553200/_i/11926055/1.jpg" alt="" width="357" height="301" /></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">IS THIS THE <strong>LULU</strong> WE WERE EXPECTING?</span></p>
<p><img src="http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/luiz-lulu-da-silva-WI-1008-def-68964488.jpg" alt="" width="344" height="269" /></p>
<p>                    Brazil&#8217;s Lulu Da Silva</p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</span></p>
<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">Lisa Casey on <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/4-2-09_ted_stevens.htm">Ted Stevens&#8217; Get Out of Jail Card</a>, and Norm Jenson with <em>The Daily Show&#8217;s </em><a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2009/04/rush_limbaugh_l.html">Rush Limbaugh Leaves New York</a>.</span></p>
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		<title>Why al-Zawahiri is Completely Out of Touch With His &#8216;House Negro&#8217; Remark</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/11/19/why-al-zawahiri-is-completely-out-of-line-with-his-house-negro-remark/</link>
		<comments>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/11/19/why-al-zawahiri-is-completely-out-of-line-with-his-house-negro-remark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ayman al-Zawahiri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[al qaeda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alaska]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[house negro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[malcolm x]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[palling with terrorists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[political satire]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The man is simply stuck in the past: AMERICA NO LONGER HAS ANY &#8216;NEGROES,&#8217; AND AMERICANS NO LONGER LIVE IN HOUSES. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- From Afghanistan to Baked Alaskan, via Lisa Casey. Daschle on Healthcare, at One Good Move. Good Stuff, as always, at BartCop Entertainment.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The man is simply stuck in the past: AMERICA NO LONGER HAS ANY &#8216;NEGROES,&#8217; AND AMERICANS NO LONGER LIVE IN <em>HOUSES.</em></strong></p>
<p><a href="javascript:launchPopup('http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alqaida-chief-brands-obama-a-house-negro-1026322.html?action=Popup&amp;gallery=no','', 613, 680, true, true, true, false);"><img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00086/Pg-25-obama-ap_86352t.jpg" alt="Al-Qa'ida's deputy leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, insulted Obama in the terror group's first reaction to his election" width="300" height="252" /></a></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>From Afghanistan to <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/11-19-08_baked_alaska.htm">Baked Alaskan</a>, via Lisa Casey.</p>
<p><a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2008/11/daschle_on_heal.html">Daschle on Healthcare</a>, at One Good Move.</p>
<p><em>Good Stuff</em>, as always, at <a href="http://www.suprmchaos.com/home.index.html">BartCop Entertainment</a>.</p>
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		<title>Ted Stevens Convicted by Jury on the &#8216;Palin Theory&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/10/27/ted-stevens-convicted-by-jury-on-the-palin-theory/</link>
		<comments>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/10/27/ted-stevens-convicted-by-jury-on-the-palin-theory/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[alaska]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[close to russia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[corruption]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[political satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;WE HEREBY FIND THAT THE DEFENDANT&#8217;S CONTRACTORS &#8216;SAWED&#8217; ON HIS HOUSE, &#8216;ON THE HOUSE&#8217;.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;WE HEREBY FIND THAT THE DEFENDANT&#8217;S CONTRACTORS <em>&#8216;SAWED&#8217;</em> ON HIS <em>HOUSE</em>, <em>&#8216;ON THE HOUSE&#8217;</em>.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.sic.edu/Editor/assets/CTE/06SP%202%20students%20sawing%20board.JPG" alt="" width="348" height="166" /></p>
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		<title>Obama Retaliates in &#8216;Celebrity Wars&#8217;: Compares McCain to Abe Vigoda</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/07/30/obama-retaliates-in-celebrity-wars-compares-mccain-to-abe-vigoda/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008 election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[abe vigoda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[britney spears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[budget deficits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[campaigns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john mcain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paris hilton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[political satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ted stevens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tim kaine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;AS WITH ABE VIGODA, PEOPLE MISTAKENLY THINK JOHN McCAIN IS DEAD &#8230;  BUT IN McCAIN&#8217;S CASE, THE RUMORS ARE NOT GREATLY EXAGGERATED.&#8221; Background Story at HuffPost. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- BLOGWORTHIES: BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: McCain the Maverick Guttersnipe Brings on the White Girls, the Black Guy and Race. Bush&#8217;s Deficit Surge, at All Hat No Cattle. Dan Kurtzman with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.observer.com/files/imagecache/article/files/lehmann_obama.jpg" alt="" width="444" height="300" /></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;AS WITH ABE VIGODA, PEOPLE MISTAKENLY THINK JOHN McCAIN IS DEAD &#8230;  BUT IN McCAIN&#8217;S CASE, THE RUMORS ARE <em>NOT</em> GREATLY EXAGGERATED.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/b/8/1b8d5f00f9ab1498d2c2d52e7a4e9c57.jpg" alt="" /><a href="http://www.benpopik.com/wp-content/uploads/abevigoda.jpg"></a></p>
<p>Background Story at <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/30/mccain-ad-links-paris-hil_n_115841.html">HuffPost</a>.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p>BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: <a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/editorblog/105"><span style="color: #000000;">McCain the Maverick Guttersnipe Brings on the White Girls, the Black Guy and Race</span></a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/7-29-08_bush_deficit.htm">Bush&#8217;s <em>Deficit Surge</em></a>, at All Hat No Cattle.</p>
<p>Dan Kurtzman with <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/07/29/ted-stevens-goes-down-the-tubes.htm">Ted Stevens Goes Down the Tubes</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.perrspectives.com/blog/archives/001176.htm">Obama Shouldn&#8217;t Raise Kaine</a>, at Perrspectives.</p>
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		<title>MUSHARRAF&#8217;S PROMISE TO REMOVE MILITARY UNIFORM SETS OFF BIDDING WAR BY GAY PAKISTANI WEBSITES</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2007/11/17/musharrafs-promise-to-remove-military-uniform-sets-off-bidding-war-by-gay-pakistani-websites/</link>
		<comments>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2007/11/17/musharrafs-promise-to-remove-military-uniform-sets-off-bidding-war-by-gay-pakistani-websites/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blagojevich's hair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blackwater predator drones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[female priests]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[¬† &#8220;WITH THE HUGE MONEY THIS&#8217;LL RAISE, WE&#8217;LL BE ABLE TO BLOW OFF¬†U.S. AID, BUY¬†OFF THE MILITARY, AND STILL HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO REFURNISH OSAMA&#8217;S CAVE.&#8221;¬† &#8220;BOTH YOU AND MUSHARRAF ARE VERY, VERY,¬†BAD MEN.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><img src="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/MusharrafEPA0607_468x339.jpg" />¬†</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;WITH THE HUGE MONEY THIS&#8217;LL RAISE, WE&#8217;LL BE ABLE TO BLOW OFF¬†U.S. AID, BUY¬†OFF THE MILITARY, AND STILL HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO REFURNISH OSAMA&#8217;S CAVE.&#8221;¬†</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.siyumhaseinfeld.com/images/chars/babu1.jpg" /></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;BOTH YOU AND MUSHARRAF ARE VERY, VERY,¬†BAD MEN.&#8221; </strong></p>
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