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April 2nd, 2009

Michelle Obama: The Biggest Thing for London Schoolgirls Since Sidney Poitier

U.S. first lady Michelle Obama watches Brenda Mensah perform ... 

“TO MISS … WITH LOVE.”

IS THIS THE LULU WE WERE EXPECTING?

                    Brazil’s Lulu Da Silva

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey on Ted Stevens’ Get Out of Jail Card, and Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s Rush Limbaugh Leaves New York.

November 19th, 2008

Why al-Zawahiri is Completely Out of Touch With His ‘House Negro’ Remark

The man is simply stuck in the past: AMERICA NO LONGER HAS ANY ‘NEGROES,’ AND AMERICANS NO LONGER LIVE IN HOUSES.

Al-Qa'ida's deputy leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, insulted Obama in the terror group's first reaction to his election

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From Afghanistan to Baked Alaskan, via Lisa Casey.

Daschle on Healthcare, at One Good Move.

Good Stuff, as always, at BartCop Entertainment.

October 27th, 2008

Ted Stevens Convicted by Jury on the ‘Palin Theory’

“WE HEREBY FIND THAT THE DEFENDANT’S CONTRACTORS ‘SAWED’ ON HIS HOUSE, ‘ON THE HOUSE’.”

July 30th, 2008

Obama Retaliates in ‘Celebrity Wars’: Compares McCain to Abe Vigoda

“AS WITH ABE VIGODA, PEOPLE MISTAKENLY THINK JOHN McCAIN IS DEAD …  BUT IN McCAIN’S CASE, THE RUMORS ARE NOT GREATLY EXAGGERATED.”

Background Story at HuffPost.

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: McCain the Maverick Guttersnipe Brings on the White Girls, the Black Guy and Race.

Bush’s Deficit Surge, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with Ted Stevens Goes Down the Tubes.

Obama Shouldn’t Raise Kaine, at Perrspectives.

November 17th, 2007

MUSHARRAF’S PROMISE TO REMOVE MILITARY UNIFORM SETS OFF BIDDING WAR BY GAY PAKISTANI WEBSITES

 

“WITH THE HUGE MONEY THIS’LL RAISE, WE’LL BE ABLE TO BLOW OFF¬†U.S. AID, BUY¬†OFF THE MILITARY, AND STILL HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO REFURNISH OSAMA’S CAVE.”¬†

“BOTH YOU AND MUSHARRAF ARE VERY, VERY,¬†BAD MEN.”

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