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September 24th, 2009

Talk About Lack of Freedom: Local Government Bans STARFUCKS!

“FIRST, THEY MESS WITH MY MORNING COFFEE, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY’LL BE BANNING REAL TEABAGGING.” 

The story of the Grab-n-Go Espresso stand in Everett, Washington.

September 16th, 2009

To Deal with the ‘Tea-Birthers,’ Jimmy Carter Proposes a ‘Two-State Solution’

 

“IT SEEMS TO ME, THAT IF WE CAN JUST GIVE THE RACISTS THEIR OWN LITTLE SETTLEMENTS, PERHAPS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINAI DESERT, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STAVE OFF ARMAGEDDON FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE YEARS.”

Video at HuffPost.

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Big Insurance to Government: You Make it Affordable, We’ll Gouge the Profit!

The Patented GOP Formula, at All Hat No Cattle, and Jon Perr takes a nostalgic look back at how that formula doomed John McCain.

Madkane’s Ode to Those “Sorry” Celebrities.

September 15th, 2009

Teabagger ‘March Controversy’ Finally Resolved by Google Maps

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“A SPOKESMAN FOR GOOGLE SAID: ‘WE HAVE NO FREAKIN’ IDEA HOW MANY SHOWED UP, BUT IT DOES CLEARLY APPEAR THAT THEY ALL SUDDENLY MATERIALIZED FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH’.” 

September 15th, 2009

FOX News Claims Teabaggers Were a ‘Million Klan’ March

“THE HOODS AND BURNING CROSSES WERE MERELY TO KEEP THE PEACEFUL PROTESTORS WARM, ON A RATHER BRISK, 78 DEGREE D.C. DAY.”

September 15th, 2009

Doctors Attribute Glenn Beck’s ‘9/12 Sickness’ to ‘711′

“IT’S CLEAR, WOLF, THAT EVER SINCE GLENN BECK INGESTED THAT ‘YEAR OLD’ HOT DOG, HE SIMPLY CAN’T STOP REGURGITATING THE MOST VILE, DISGUSTING WASTE MATERIAL.”

September 14th, 2009

Where Were the Teabaggers When Bush Pushed the Medicare Drug Benefit?

“MY FRIENDS, THIS IS ONE INSTANCE WHERE BIG GOVERNMENT IS JUSTIFIED, SINCE THE CONSTITUTION AND DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GUARANTEE EVERY AMERICAN THE RIGHT TO LIFE, LIBERTY … AND THE PURSUIT OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.”

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Jon Perr has some instructive, actually “10 Lessons for Tea Baggers.”

Your Total Entertainment Guide, at BartCopE!

September 13th, 2009

Teabaggers Unleash the ‘Uncivil Whites’ Movement

“WE HAVE A DREAM, THAT ONE DAY WHITE SOUTHERNERS WILL DEPOSE A BLACK PRESIDENT … AND THAT WHITE CHILDREN AND BLACK CHILDREN WILL NEVER MIX AGAIN.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin hits the same note with No More Code Words: Racism is Public Again.

Robert Reich and the Truth About the Public Option, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week. 

September 12th, 2009

Hey Teabaggers: Guess What the ORIGINAL Teabaggers Woulda’ Said

“HOLY SHIT, YOU MEAN IF WE STAY UNDER BRITISH CONTROL, WE’LL ACTUALLY HAVE COMPLETE HEALTH CARE COVERAGE ONE DAY? FUCK THIS, WE’RE GOING HOME!”

April 20th, 2009

CIA Also Repeatedly Waterboarded Batman Villain: ‘Pruneface’

“I ACTUALLY STARTED OUT AS THE ‘RIDDLER,’ BUT THEY WERE BECOMING PRETTY FRUSTRATED WITH THE ANSWERS THEY WERE GETTING FROM ME.”

Story at Emptywheel.

Madkane on Yet Another Ode To Republican Hypocrisy.

A different kind of “black tea,” at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with The Week in Political Cartoons.

BartCopE! for your daily entertainment fix.

April 19th, 2009

Zombie Actors in Anti-Gay Marriage Ad Turn on Their Masters

Frank Rich Gay Marriage

“IF YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH TEA, YOU MUST BE AS GAY AS THE BRITS.”

Frank Rich on the NOM’s “Gathering Storm” Ad.

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