“I USED TO BE QUEEN OF THE CASTLE, BUT NOW THAT I BEAT OFF MIKE CASTLE, I’M THE MASTURBATOR OF MY DOMAIN.”

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The background on O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation crusade.

“IT’S REALLY VERY SIMPLE. SINCE THE AMNIOTIC FLUID ISN’T ENOUGH TO STOP THE UTERUS  CROSSINGS, WE HAVE TO BUILD AN ELECTRIFIED FENCE ALONG THE ENTIRE VAGINAL AREA.”

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The Rand story and video at HuffPost.

Lisa Casey on the Teabag Vision for the Future.

George Lakoff for BuzzFlash on Obama’s Missing Moral Narrative.

BartCopE!’s Weekly poll on TV Remakes/Mistakes.

“THANK GOD I CAN MAKE A LIVING WHOLESALING SNAKE OIL TO POLITICIANS, WHO THEN RETAIL IT TO FOLKS WHO ARE EVEN BIGGER DUNCES THAN THEY ARE .”

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Lisa Casey with the “Palm Reading the GOP.”

“GREAT SCOTT! WE DREAD THE FACT THAT OBAMA IS SO ENSLAVED TO THE RADICAL ELITES, HE WON’T EVEN NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE GRAND TRADITION OF ROGER TANEY.”

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Bill Berkowitz for BuzzFlash asks: Can the Tea Party Undergo a “Makeover” on Racism?

“AND TO MAKE THINGS WORSE, THIS MUSLIM SOCIALIST FEREIGNER IS PLANNING TO DRILL OFFSHORE,  NOT EVEN IN OUR OWN LAND.”

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Lisa Casey on the Teabagger-FOX-Palin Axis.

Norm Jenson with the Daily Show’s Health Care Slime Machine.

“ABOUT THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE TO RISE ‘HEAD AND SHOULDERS’ ABOVE THE DEMOCRAT PARTY  …  IS TO BLIND THE AMERICAN PUBLIC WITH SHAMPOO IN THEIR EYES.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Send The White Christian Domestic Terrorists to Guantanamo.

BartCopE! on the Teabag Terrorism.

“SINCE HIS COUSIN, JOHN ADAMS, DEFENDED THE BRITISH AFTER THE BOSTON MASSACRE, WE URGE THE TEA PARTIERS TO DUMP SAM ADAMS BEER INTO BOSTON HARBOR.”

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BuzzFlash Commentary on Liz Cheney’s McCarthyism: A Family Tradition?

Special Report on Alice in Teabag-istan, at Crooks & Liars.

“WHY PAY ACTORS TO PLAY THE CRIMINALLY INSANE … WHEN I CAN JUST USE THE REAL THING FOR FREE.”

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Hey Dems – Where’s Your CPAC Conference? — at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey with The Tea Party Poster, and One Good Move with more Right-Wing Insanity — Combining MLK Holiday and ‘Gun Day.’

“I’LL BEAT THAT  SONUVABITCH MORE TIMES THAN I’VE BEEN MARRIED,  STRANGLE HIM WITH MY SUSPENDERS, THEN LEAVE HIS LIFELESS BODY ON THE TROLLEY CAR TRACKS IN  BROOKLYN.”

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Story at HuffPost.

Tea Party Fractures at All Hat No  Cattle, and Perrspectives on Convention Program: 10 Lessons for Tea Baggers

“NOW, MANY FOLKS WILL SAY I’M NOT AS MAD OR PASSIONATE AS FDR, BUT I OPERATE ON A ’3G NETWORK’ — GENTLE, GENEROUS AND GOOD-HUMORED.”

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Madkane’s got her iMad, with Ode To Barack Hussein Hoover.

Lisa Casey on the real State of the Union.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on  Cornering the right; it’s about bloody time.