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March 8th, 2010

Liz Cheney: Samuel Adams Should Be Barred From Selling Beer

“SINCE HIS COUSIN, JOHN ADAMS, DEFENDED THE BRITISH AFTER THE BOSTON MASSACRE, WE URGE THE TEA PARTIERS TO DUMP SAM ADAMS BEER INTO BOSTON HARBOR.

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BuzzFlash Commentary on Liz Cheney’s McCarthyism: A Family Tradition?

Special Report on Alice in Teabag-istan, at Crooks & Liars.

February 21st, 2010

Martin Scorsese Films ‘Shutter Island’ Sequel at CPAC

“WHY PAY ACTORS TO PLAY THE CRIMINALLY INSANE … WHEN I CAN JUST USE THE REAL THING FOR FREE.”

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Hey Dems – Where’s Your CPAC Conference? — at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey with The Tea Party Poster, and One Good Move with more Right-Wing Insanity — Combining MLK Holiday and ‘Gun Day.’

February 5th, 2010

Larry King Strikes Back at Mitch McConnell

“I’LL BEAT THAT  SONUVABITCH MORE TIMES THAN I’VE BEEN MARRIED,  STRANGLE HIM WITH MY SUSPENDERS, THEN LEAVE HIS LIFELESS BODY ON THE TROLLEY CAR TRACKS IN  BROOKLYN.”

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Story at HuffPost.

Tea Party Fractures at All Hat No  Cattle, and Perrspectives on Convention Program: 10 Lessons for Tea Baggers

January 28th, 2010

Obama Tries the ‘Jobs’ Tack: Unveils His ‘iMad’

“NOW, MANY FOLKS WILL SAY I’M NOT AS MAD OR PASSIONATE AS FDR, BUT I OPERATE ON A ‘3G NETWORK’ — GENTLE, GENEROUS AND GOOD-HUMORED.”

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Madkane’s got her iMad, with Ode To Barack Hussein Hoover.

Lisa Casey on the real State of the Union.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on  Cornering the right; it’s about bloody time.

January 18th, 2010

Amazing Dogs Demonstrate ‘Teabagger’ Stupidity

TEABAGGER GETTING ‘BAGGED’ BY MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS

TEABAGGERS GETTING BAGGED BY MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS

“EVERYTHING WOULD BE  FINE IF I COULD JUST GET ‘GOVERNMENT‘ OFF MY BACK.”

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More teabag humor at All Hat No Cattle.

November 6th, 2009

John Boehner Confuses Constitution With the Works of Ayn Rand

“THE PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION PROVIDES: ‘EVERY PERSON OF WEALTH AND MEANS HAS THE RIGHT TO SCREW PERSONS OF LESSER MEANS, IN THE PURSUIT OF THEIR OWN HAPPINESS’.”

November 6th, 2009

Paul Krugman Credits Michele Bachmann With a Dim-ulus Package

“LET’S FACE IT, WITH ALL THESE DIM-WITS SPENDING MONEY ON CARFARE, HOTEL ACCOMODATIONS AND LET’S NOT FORGET TEABAGS, BY THE END OF THE FOURTH QUARTER, THIS COUNTRY IS POISED TO GROW LIKE A MALIGNANT TUMOR.”

November 6th, 2009

Halftime at ‘Super Bowl for Freedom’ Also Has a ‘Wardrobe Malfunction’

“REPORTS INDICATE THAT UNLIKE JANET JACKSON’S FLASH OF BREAST, THIS SHOW FEATURED A SELF-ANOINTED EMPRESS … ENTIRELY WITHOUT CLOTHES.”

November 5th, 2009

GOP Health Insurance Plan to Cover Only ‘Collision’

“OUR PLAN FULLY COVERS ALL PEDESTRIAN-PEDESTRIAN ACCIDENTS, AND AFTER YOU PAY A $500 DEDUCTIBLE, THE PLAN HOLDS DOWN COSTS BY ELIMINATING SURGERY IN FAVOR OF BODYWORK AND A BRAND NEW PAINT JOB.”

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Meg at BuzzFlash on the real House Republican Bogus Healthcare Plan: No Coverage for Preexisting Conditions.

November 5th, 2009

Dems Bring Back Churchill to Battle the Teabaggers

“MADAM, IF YOU WERE MY CONGRESSPERSON, I’D POISON YOUR TEA.”

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The original Churchill quote.

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