“LIKE MOMMA ALWAYS SAID, ‘STUPID IS AS GLENN BECK DOES’.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Martin Luther King Had a Dream and Glenn Beck Was Not in It.

Lisa Casey on the growing (like a tumor) tea-party phenomenon.

Compelling video of Dr. King’s calls for social justice, at One Good Move.

“IT’S LIKE PUTTING AN ABYSMALAMIC CULTURE WAR  CENTER AT THE HEART OF WHAT’S BEST ABOUT AMERICA.”

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Story here.

Our Corrupting Campaign Process, at BuzzFlash.

More evidence of the Culture Wars on the Iraq War, at All Hat No Cattle.

More on the so-called ‘Ground Zero Mosque’ at BartCopE!

“SINCE WE CAN’T COUNT ON GOVERNMENT TO POLICE CORPORATE CRIME, WE’RE GONNA’ TAKE MATTERS INTO OUR OWN HANDS … AND THROW BP’s OIL INTO THE SEA.“

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on Treating BP Like People Who Commit Crimes.

“IT’S REALLY VERY SIMPLE. SINCE THE AMNIOTIC FLUID ISN’T ENOUGH TO STOP THE UTERUS  CROSSINGS, WE HAVE TO BUILD AN ELECTRIFIED FENCE ALONG THE ENTIRE VAGINAL AREA.”

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The Rand story and video at HuffPost.

Lisa Casey on the Teabag Vision for the Future.

George Lakoff for BuzzFlash on Obama’s Missing Moral Narrative.

BartCopE!’s Weekly poll on TV Remakes/Mistakes.

“WE’RE ALSO LIBERTARIANS, BUT WHEN RAND PAUL REFUSED TO SUPPORT FEDERAL LEGISLATION REQUIRING RAIN-PROOF TEABAGS, WE REALLY HAD TO RE-EVALUATE OUR OPTIONS.”

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More Rand-om Nonsense, as reported at All Hat No Cattle, and Huffington Post.

“AND THAT’S JUST THE START. AFTER THE HORSES CROSS THE FINISH LINE, WE’LL BE ABLE TO CHECK THE PAPERS OF ALL THE FOREIGN JOCKEYS.”

“ALTHOUGH I TAKE MEDICARE PAYMENTS, I REFUSE TO USE ‘BLACK’ ON MY EYE CHARTS, WHICH GIVES MY PATIENTS THE IMPRESSION THEY’RE AS BLIND AS I AM.”

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Lisa Casey with Ayn Rand Paul.

BartCopE! with the “Sympathy for the Devil” Edition.

“OBVIOUSLY, I’D DO NOTHING. AND WITH THAT COMES THE ADDED BENEFIT OF A WHOLE NEW PRODUCT … MR. PAUL’S OILY FISH STICKS.”

“THAT’S THE BEAUTY OF BEING A LIBERTARIAN.  I  COLLECT A GOVERNMENT CHECK, AND STILL GET TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY FAMILY.  AND BEST OF ALL, MY PHILOSOPHY ALLOWS ME TO TAKE CREDIT FOR THE ENSUING CHAOS.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: May’s Conventional Wisdom Could be November’s Joke.

Chaos theory as practiced by BP, at All Hat No Cattle; and Mad Kane with the poetry of Oily Obstruction.

Dan Kurtzman with The Funniest Political Bumper Stickers of 2010.

“WHILE THEY MAY BE RICHER AND MORE EDUCATED THAN THE AVERAGE AMERICAN, THEY’RE ALSO MORE LIKELY TO HAVE  BEEN A MEMBER OF A JERRY SPRINGER AUDIENCE.”