“WE’VE GOTTEN SO WASTED, THAT WE CAN’T EVEN TELL THAT OUR POLITICS SMELL LIKE OUR OWN PUKE.”
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“WE’VE GOTTEN SO WASTED, THAT WE CAN’T EVEN TELL THAT OUR POLITICS SMELL LIKE OUR OWN PUKE.”
“AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, THE GREAT GOVERNOR OF TEXAS, RICK PERRY, THREATENED TO SECEDE FROM GREAT BRITAIN, UNLESS THEY GAVE FREE COUPONS FOR AUTOMATIC WEAPONS WITH EVERY CASE OF TEA.”
“WE’RE TAKING THE POSITION THAT IT TAKES AT LEAST 60 VOTES FOR THE EARTH TO FINISH ITS REVOLUTION AROUND THE SUN, AND TO PLACATE OUR TEA PARTY REVOLUTIONISTS, WE’LL BE PROPOSING A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT TO ADOPT THE MEDIEVAL POSITION THAT THE SUN CIRCLES THE EARTH.”
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BuzzFlash with The Perfect Storm of Plutocracy May Drown the Working Class, and Tea Party GOP Gets Ready to Talibanize the US Constitution.
Why Call Him God? — at One Good Move.
“AND AFTER THE WELFARE STATE OF PLYMOUTH COMPLETELY BROKE DOWN, AND WAS REDUCED TO A MERE COLONY, THINGS GOT SO BAD THAT THE PILGRIMS HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO TURN TO NAZI SOUP KITCHENS.”
“LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO TEA PARTY CANDIDATES JOE MILLER, RAND PAUL, PAT TOOMEY, AND CARL PALADINO.”
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Headlines You’ll Never See, at All Hat No Cattle.
WAYNE: “LET’S WELCOME OUR NEXT GUEST…. SHE’S A WITCHY WOMAN.”
GARTH: “SHE’S A FOXY NEWS BABE.”
WAYNE: “SHE’S ‘MENTAL,’ AND LIKES TO TEA PARTY ON.”
GARTH: ‘YEAH, BUT SHE DOESN’T LIKE TO GET OFF.”
WAYNE: ‘THAT’S BECAUSE SHE’S QUEEN OF HER MIKE CASTLE.”
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YES WICCAN, at All Hat No Cattle.
Senator DeMented’s Plan to Take America Back to the 18th Century, at BuzzFlash.
“I KNEW WHAT SARAH PALIN REALLY MEANT WHEN SHE GAVE ME THAT WINK … THAT I WAS EXPECTED TO BRING HER ‘EYE OF NEWT‘.”
“NOW LISTEN, JON, SINCE CHRISTINE O’DONNELL HAS PROVEN THAT NOT MASTURBATING LEADS TO INSANITY, IT’S PRETTY CLEAR THAT YOU’LL HAVE TO EXPOSE YOURSELF TO EXPOSE THIS TEABAGGER.”
“LET’S JUST FORGET THE GODDAMN TEA, AND DUMP OURSELVES INTO THE BOSTON HARBOR.”
“I USED TO BE QUEEN OF THE CASTLE, BUT NOW THAT I BEAT OFF MIKE CASTLE, I’M THE MASTURBATOR OF MY DOMAIN.”
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The background on O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation crusade.
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