“THE TEA PARTY NAZIS GET ALL UPSET IF YOU STUFF THE WHOLE CUCUMBER AND WATERCRESS SANDWICH INTO YOUR MOUTH, BLOW YOUR NOSE INTO THE NAPKIN, OR  STICK  YOUR MIDDLE FINGER OUT INSTEAD OF YOUR PINKY.”

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More InsaniTea, at BartCopE!

Mad Kane’s Alpha-Political Verse: Election 2010.

The Effect of Wikileaks, at All Hat No Cattle. 

“WHILE THEY MAY BE RICHER AND MORE EDUCATED THAN THE AVERAGE AMERICAN, THEY’RE ALSO MORE LIKELY TO HAVE  BEEN A MEMBER OF A JERRY SPRINGER AUDIENCE.”

“THIS YEAR WE’RE CLAIMING A 100% DEDUCTION FOR MENTAL DEPRECIATION … AND A CHILD CARE CREDIT FOR OURSELVES.”

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Sen. Bernie Sanders: Federal Taxes Drop for Middle Class — at BuzzFlash.

Dan Kurtzman with The Most Ridiculous Tea Party Protest Signs.

“AFTER WATCHING TOO MANY TV LAND RERUNS OF LEAVE IT TO BEAVER, OUR BASE THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BEAT UP ON THE CLEAVER.”

Story here.

“THEY SCREAMED AT ME THAT THEY DIDN’T HAVE THE MANPOWER TO INSULT ALL OF US INDIVIDUALLY, AND THAT THEY WERE LOOKING TO ESTABLISH A NEW LEVEL OF EFFICIENCY THAT BIG GOVERNMENT COULD NEVER PROVIDE.”

“WE OPPOSE ANY GODDAMN, COCKS**KING FEDERAL GUMMINT ATTEMPT TO CURE OUR SICK MOTHER-F**KING BEHAVIOR.”