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“WE’VE GOTTEN SO WASTED, THAT WE CAN’T EVEN TELL THAT OUR POLITICS SMELL LIKE OUR OWN PUKE.”


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“WE’VE GOTTEN SO WASTED, THAT WE CAN’T EVEN TELL THAT OUR POLITICS SMELL LIKE OUR OWN PUKE.”


“AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, THE GREAT GOVERNOR OF TEXAS, RICK PERRY, THREATENED TO SECEDE FROM GREAT BRITAIN, UNLESS THEY GAVE FREE COUPONS FOR AUTOMATIC WEAPONS WITH EVERY CASE OF TEA.”



“WE DIDN’T MIND THE OUTRAGEOUS PRICE CHARGED BY THE KINGS ARM TAVERN FOR THE MAPLE-AND- WHISKEY-BRINED DOUBLE-CUT PORK CHOP, BUT WHEN THEY CHARGED SALES TAX FOR THE ICE TEA, IT WAS HIGH TIME TO TEAR THE PLACE APART.”

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Story at Washington Post.
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Fox Fraudcasting and Glenn Beck as Mullah Omar.
One Good Move with Stephen Colbert and The Word – Ownership Society.
Lisa Casey with the ballsiest Democrat.

“WE NEVER REALLY TRUSTED THE FEDERAL GUMMINT … UNTIL WE FOUND TWO PARTS OF RAT SHIT, AND THREE PARTS COCKROACH, IN OUR BAKED BEANS.”
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Right-Wing militias too militant for the Tea Partiers? — at Think Progress.
P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: The Lingering Effects of Bush’s Impotent Überstate.
More Right-Wing Idiocy, at All Hat No Cattle.
Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

“IT’S CLEAR THAT THESE GREAT PATRIOTS WOULD HAVE FOUND LISTENING TO SARAH PALIN A LOT MORE TAXING THAN BRITISH TEA.”

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Sarah’s Real America, at All Hat No Cattle, and video of her unpatriotic speech at HuffPost.

“I’LL BEAT THAT SONUVABITCH MORE TIMES THAN I’VE BEEN MARRIED, STRANGLE HIM WITH MY SUSPENDERS, THEN LEAVE HIS LIFELESS BODY ON THE TROLLEY CAR TRACKS IN BROOKLYN.”
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Story at HuffPost.
Tea Party Fractures at All Hat No Cattle, and Perrspectives on Convention Program: 10 Lessons for Tea Baggers
TEABAGGER GETTING ‘BAGGED’ BY MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS

“EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE IF I COULD JUST GET ‘GOVERNMENT‘ OFF MY BACK.”
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More teabag humor at All Hat No Cattle.

“AFTER OUR DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOR ALL YEAR, WHAT COULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE, THAN TO WEAR EGG ALL OVER OUR FACES.”

“THE PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION PROVIDES: ‘EVERY PERSON OF WEALTH AND MEANS HAS THE RIGHT TO SCREW PERSONS OF LESSER MEANS, IN THE PURSUIT OF THEIR OWN HAPPINESS’.”

“LET’S FACE IT, WITH ALL THESE DIM-WITS SPENDING MONEY ON CARFARE, HOTEL ACCOMODATIONS AND LET’S NOT FORGET TEABAGS, BY THE END OF THE FOURTH QUARTER, THIS COUNTRY IS POISED TO GROW LIKE A MALIGNANT TUMOR.”
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