“WE’RE TAKING THE POSITION THAT IT TAKES AT LEAST 60 VOTES FOR THE EARTH TO FINISH ITS REVOLUTION AROUND THE SUN, AND TO PLACATE OUR TEA PARTY REVOLUTIONISTS, WE’LL BE PROPOSING A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT TO ADOPT THE MEDIEVAL POSITION THAT THE SUN CIRCLES THE EARTH.”

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BuzzFlash with The Perfect Storm of Plutocracy May Drown the Working Class, and Tea Party GOP Gets Ready to Talibanize the US Constitution.

Why Call Him God? — at One Good Move.

“THE TEA PARTY NAZIS GET ALL UPSET IF YOU STUFF THE WHOLE CUCUMBER AND WATERCRESS SANDWICH INTO YOUR MOUTH, BLOW YOUR NOSE INTO THE NAPKIN, OR  STICK  YOUR MIDDLE FINGER OUT INSTEAD OF YOUR PINKY.”

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More InsaniTea, at BartCopE!

Mad Kane’s Alpha-Political Verse: Election 2010.

The Effect of Wikileaks, at All Hat No Cattle. 

“LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO TEA PARTY CANDIDATES JOE MILLER, RAND PAUL, PAT TOOMEY, AND CARL PALADINO.”

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Headlines You’ll Never See, at All Hat No Cattle.

“IN THIS TVLAND RERUN, THEY’RE GOING TO INSERT ME INTO THE STORY AS SAMANTHA’S LONG-LOST DAUGHTER, WHO WHILE PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT, STILL CRUSADES AGAINST NOSE-TWITCHING AS A FORM OF MASTURBATION.”

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The background on the ‘Bewitching O’Donnell.‘

“WE DIDN’T MIND THE OUTRAGEOUS PRICE CHARGED BY THE KINGS ARM TAVERN FOR THE MAPLE-AND- WHISKEY-BRINED DOUBLE-CUT PORK CHOP, BUT WHEN THEY CHARGED SALES TAX FOR THE ICE TEA, IT WAS HIGH TIME TO TEAR THE PLACE APART.”

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Story at Washington Post.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Fox Fraudcasting and Glenn Beck as Mullah Omar.

One Good Move with Stephen Colbert and The Word – Ownership Society.

Lisa Casey with the ballsiest Democrat.

“IF THEY WIN, WE’LL FORGO ALL CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST BP. IF WE WIN, THEY’LL HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME, DEFEAT THE BOSTON TEA PARTY, AND SAVE ME FROM A TOXIC FLOW OF WASTE THAT NO ONE SEEMS ABLE TO STOP.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the Trans-Atlantic BP war: Dear Britain: Obama Doesn’t Need My Defense, But …

“SINCE WE CAN’T COUNT ON GOVERNMENT TO POLICE CORPORATE CRIME, WE’RE GONNA’ TAKE MATTERS INTO OUR OWN HANDS … AND THROW BP’s OIL INTO THE SEA.“

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on Treating BP Like People Who Commit Crimes.

“WE NEVER REALLY TRUSTED THE FEDERAL GUMMINT … UNTIL WE FOUND TWO PARTS OF RAT SHIT, AND THREE PARTS COCKROACH, IN OUR BAKED BEANS.”

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Right-Wing militias too militant for the Tea Partiers? — at Think Progress.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: The Lingering Effects of Bush’s Impotent Überstate.

More Right-Wing Idiocy, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ FOLLOW ERIC MASSA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.  GRANDMA IS NOT ‘TICKLE- READY,’ ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE HASN’T LAUGHED SINCE THE BOB HOPE USO TOUR IN VIETNAM.”

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Lisa Casey with the alternative  GOP Health Plan.

Dan Kurtzman’s  Political Cartoons of the Week.