“SINCE WE CAN’T COUNT ON GOVERNMENT TO POLICE CORPORATE CRIME, WE’RE GONNA’ TAKE MATTERS INTO OUR OWN HANDS … AND THROW BP’s OIL INTO THE SEA.“

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on Treating BP Like People Who Commit Crimes.

“WE’RE ALSO LIBERTARIANS, BUT WHEN RAND PAUL REFUSED TO SUPPORT FEDERAL LEGISLATION REQUIRING RAIN-PROOF TEABAGS, WE REALLY HAD TO RE-EVALUATE OUR OPTIONS.”

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More Rand-om Nonsense, as reported at All Hat No Cattle, and Huffington Post.

“WHILE THEY MAY BE RICHER AND MORE EDUCATED THAN THE AVERAGE AMERICAN, THEY’RE ALSO MORE LIKELY TO HAVE  BEEN A MEMBER OF A JERRY SPRINGER AUDIENCE.”

“THIS YEAR WE’RE CLAIMING A 100% DEDUCTION FOR MENTAL DEPRECIATION … AND A CHILD CARE CREDIT FOR OURSELVES.”

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Sen. Bernie Sanders: Federal Taxes Drop for Middle Class — at BuzzFlash.

Dan Kurtzman with The Most Ridiculous Tea Party Protest Signs.

“WE’RE MORE THAN HAPPY TO PAY OUR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES, AS LONG AS THE GUMMINT ADOPTS POLICIES BASED ON OUR TWISTED,  PARANOID HALLUCINATIONS.”

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Lisa Casey on the tea baggers in Oklahoma

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s ode to John Paul Stevens: Old Man Retires.

BartCopE! on Alice In Wonderland, Parenthood, Ugly Americans and the cancellation of 24.