“WE’LL CREATE JOBS BY BUILDING SCHOOLS, INFRASTRUCTURE AND THE GREEN ECONOMY IN THE BLUE STATES, WHILE WE GIVE THE RED STATERS JUST ENOUGH TAX RELIEF TO BUY THEIR BEEF JERKY FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR.”

“TOM, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS THAT IF YOU’RE A PLUMBER MAKING OVER $250K, YOUR PURCHASES WILL BE ELIGIBLE FOR A TAX CREDIT.”

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Mark Karlin on The Real America vs. the Republican Party of Intolerance.

Bill Maher’s New Rules on the Best Election Over, at One Good Move.

And Lisa Casey Provides a Sneak Preview of … 2012!

“MY FRIENDS, UNDER SENATOR OBAMA’S TAX PLAN ALL THE ‘JANITORS IN A DRUM’ WILL BE TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS.”

“UNDER SENATOR OBAMA’S TAX PLAN, TIM THE DENTIST WILL HAVE TO PAY MORE ON HIS EARNINGS FROM WIRING SHUT THE MOUTH OF SARAH THE BARRACUDA.”

“A little schtickel of GOP SUICIDE”?

“IF A REPUBLICAN LIKE ME TAXES BIG OIL AND GIVES THE REVENUE TO THE PEOPLE, THAT’S POPULISM. IF A DEMOCRAT LIKE BARACK OBAMA DOES IT, THAT’S CLEARLY SOCIALISM.” 

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Meg White at BuzzFlash on “Pinko” Palin and Her Socialist State, and Stephen Colbert on Obama The Socialist, at One Good Move.

“UNDER SENATOR OBAMA’S TAX PLAN, MASOCHISTS LIKE ASHLEY WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE WHIPS AND CHAINS WITH WHICH TO BEAT THEMSELVES SENSELESS.” 

Ashley Todd = Reverse Sweeney Todd?

Crooks & Liars with the story.

“UNDER SENATOR OBAMA’S TAX PLAN, PETE THE PORN STAR WON’T BE ABLE TO ‘GROW’ HIS BUSINESS, AND HE’LL BE FORCED TO ‘SPREAD HIS SEED’ TO UNDESERVING RECIPIENTS. NOW, THAT’S NOT THE AMERICA WE KNOW AND LOVE.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

NBC’s McCain-Palin Interview, at One Good Move.

American Street with the McCain Insult Watch.

Don’t forget to check out BartCop Entertainment.

“SON, WHEN I SAID YOU COULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT ONE DAY, I DIDN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD ‘SCREW THE PIE’  LIKE JOHN McCAIN.”

“WHEN I ASKED WHEN HE COULD COME TO FIX MY TOILET, HE SAID NOT UNTIL THE 12th OF ARMAGEDDON, AND EVEN THEN, ONLY SOMETIME BETWEEN NOON AND FIVE.”

“NOW, UNDER SENATOR OBAMA’S SOCIALIST TAX PLAN, WIMPY THE HAMBURGER EATER WILL NEVER REALIZE HIS DREAM TO BECOME A FRANCHISEE OF McDONALD’S.” 

“I WISH THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN HAD SPOKEN TO ME FIRST. THANKS TO THE LAST EIGHT YEARS, NOW I CAN ONLY AFFORD VEGGIE BURGERS.”