“Abdulmutallab. A-b-d-u-l-m-u-t-a-l-l-a-b. Now what do I win, a Connect-the-Dots book?”

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Misspelled Visa story, at TPM Muckraker.

And for Mashups instead of screwups, check out BartCopE!

James Dobson, of Hocus-Pocus on The Family

“HELL, WE’LL TAKE ISLAMO-FASCISTS OVER NON-BELIEVERS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. IT’S NO SECRET WHO WE HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH … AND WHO WE SEE AS A BIGGER THREAT.”

Meanwhile, our GOP friends in Congress also get into the action ….

“AND THIS JUST IN FROM THE HILL: CITING THE GROWING THREAT FROM THE ‘FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER,’ SENATOR TOM COBURN OF OKLAHOMA HAS CALLED FOR THE RETURN OF THE INFAMOUS TERRORIST THREAT CHART, TO KEEP TABS ON ‘CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS.”

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Striking similar notes are BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin with Terrorists and Their GOP Enablers Who Terrorize Us; and Norm Jenson at One Good Move with Oldskool New Atheism.

“SEE HERE, 007, IT’S KIND OF AN ‘ANTI-EJECTOR SEAT.’ AND GIVEN YOUR RIPE OLD AGE, THIS DEVICE MAY BE JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED TO CONTAIN BOTH YOU AND THE TERRORIST.”

“WE’LL BE CHANGING THE NAME OF THE ‘TSA’ TO ‘T & A’, AND PROVIDING FREE MAMMOGRAMS AND VIRTUAL COLONOSCOPIES.”

“HELLO, AMERICAN EMBASSY?  I’M CALLING ABOUT MY SON,  LUKE SKYWALKER, WHO’S BECOME INVOLVED IN A RADICAL MOVEMENT.  MAYBE YOU SHOULD PLACE HIM ON THE NO-FLY LIST.”

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Healthcare Reform Poll at BartCopE!, and Lisa Casey on the woman who should be permanently grounded.

“AS  SOON AS THESE NEW PROCEDURES ARE IMPLEMENTED,  THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL NEVER AGAIN HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR …  OF FAKE ROLEXES.”