“SEE HERE, 007, IT’S KIND OF AN ‘ANTI-EJECTOR SEAT.’ AND GIVEN YOUR RIPE OLD AGE, THIS DEVICE MAY BE JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED TO CONTAIN BOTH YOU AND THE TERRORIST.”
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“SEE HERE, 007, IT’S KIND OF AN ‘ANTI-EJECTOR SEAT.’ AND GIVEN YOUR RIPE OLD AGE, THIS DEVICE MAY BE JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED TO CONTAIN BOTH YOU AND THE TERRORIST.”
“WE’LL BE CHANGING THE NAME OF THE ‘TSA’ TO ‘T & A’, AND PROVIDING FREE MAMMOGRAMS AND VIRTUAL COLONOSCOPIES.”
“HELLO, AMERICAN EMBASSY? I’M CALLING ABOUT MY SON, LUKE SKYWALKER, WHO’S BECOME INVOLVED IN A RADICAL MOVEMENT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PLACE HIM ON THE NO-FLY LIST.”
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