The Satirical Political Report » sturgis south dakota http://satiricalpolitical.com An Offbeat Look at the Hot-Button Issues of the Day Sat, 26 May 2012 02:38:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 McCain, Confused, Tells Biker Crowd to ‘Drill’ His Wife http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/08/05/mccain-confused-tells-biker-crowd-to-drill-his-wife/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/08/05/mccain-confused-tells-biker-crowd-to-drill-his-wife/#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:00:21 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=2482 Presumptive Republican presidential candidate John McCain addresses a sea of motorcycle enthusiasts at the annual Sturgis Rally in South Dakota 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“NOW I’M OFFERING YOU A HOT RICH BEER HEIRESS, WHILE SENATOR OBAMA WOULD TELL YOU TO JUST INFLATE YOUR WIFE’S BREASTS WITH A LITTLE AIR.”

]]> http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/08/05/mccain-confused-tells-biker-crowd-to-drill-his-wife/feed/ 2 RELIGION ‘BREAKS UP’ MADONNA AND BRITNEY http://satiricalpolitical.com/2006/06/13/religion-breaks-up-madonna-and-britney/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2006/06/13/religion-breaks-up-madonna-and-britney/#comments Tue, 13 Jun 2006 16:44:03 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=167 It was reported today that the Madonna-Britney Spears relationship has been ruptured by a dispute over the study of Kabbalah, proving once again the power of religion to divide.¬† Yet beneath the surface, there is a bit more to this story:

 

Even celebs get religion these days

Travolta, Cruise, their Scientology ways

But Madonna and Britney Spears

The poster girls for tawdry

Were only studying Kabbalah

‘Cause they thought it was Hebrew for orgy

 

Now Rosie O’Donnell made a different mistake

One that would make you wince

She thought Kabbalah was a kosher dildo

Wrapped in a giant cheese blintz

 

[Reprinted from One State Two State Red State Blue State]

  

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