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“IT NOW TURNS OUT THAT NO LESS THAN 11 GOP SENATORS ASKED FOR STIMULUS FUNDS FOR AN ACTUAL RIBBON FACTORY, THAT WOULD PRODUCE ALL THE RIBBONS FOR THE STIMULUS RIBBON-CUTTING CEREMONIES.”
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BuzzFlash Commentary on Evan Bayh: An ‘Empty suit’ with a Pretty Face, Besmirching His Father’s Legacy.
Daily Show’s Health Care Reform Revival, at One Good Move.
Lisa Casey on Hilary seeing Palin from her ….
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“Sure, you take the stimulus, but if anyone asks about it, just deny you wanted it, or that it actually created any ‘jobs’.
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Forget the “R” word for Sarah Palin, at All Hat No Cattle.
“THESE PIES ARE BEING MADE FROM HIPPIE COMMUNISTIC ORGANIC APPLES, WHICH ARE PICKED BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, AND WHICH THE ADMINISTRATION PLANS TO DISTRIBUTE AS PART OF THEIR SOCIALIZED MEDICAL PLAN TO KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY.”
“SO MUCH FOR BI-PIE-TISANSHIP.”
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Bobby Jindal as the New ‘Hoover’, at All Hat No Cattle.
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Most Wealthy Liberals Won’t Back Progressive Media.
Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons
“ZESE REPUBLICANS ARE LIKE CRAZY CYBORGS WITH NO FEELINGS, AND UNLESS VEE GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE THEY AREN’T BORN, THE WHOLE WORLD, AND NOT JUST CAL-EE-FORNIA, MIGHT COME TO AN END.”
“BY THE TIME I’M FINISHED WITH THIS STATE, IT’LL BE CALLED ‘SLUMDOG LOUISIANA’.”
‘WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AS YOUR LIFELINE?”
“WE TOLD OUR VOTERS TO HOLD THEIR BREATH UNTIL THE GOP REGAINS POWER, OR THE SECOND COMING, WHICH MAY ACTUALLY BE THE SAME THING.”
Story here.
“WE’RE ISSUING A FATWA AGAINST THE ‘PROFIT RUPERT’ — FOR BEING RACIST, TONE DEAF AND COMPLETELY LAME.”
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New York Post clearly earns BuzzFlash’s Media PUTZ of the Week.
Madkane’s Ode To Roland Burris.
Obama’s Blackberry Withdrawal, at All Hat No Cattle.
Conan and Colbert’s Dance-Off, via Dan Kurtzman.
“THERE WAS NO RACIAL INTENT WHATSOEVER; YOU HAVE TO SEE THINGS FROM MY PERSPECTIVE.”
Sam Stein at HuffPost with the story.
“AY! YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN … AND HERE’S A REAL POPULAR TOY THAT THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO GIVE EVERY AMERICAN KID — IT’S CALLED BAG-O-GLASS.”
The Real skit here:
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Lisa Casey’s GOP Pyramid Scheme.
P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: GOP Vampires to stalk the airwaves in even greater swarms.
Dan Kurtzman with the rumored Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors for Bush.
“LISTEN, GUYS, NEWT ONLY THREW A HISSY FIT ABOUT BEING IN THE BACK OF THE PRESIDENTIAL PLANE; WE ACTUALLY WENT ONE STEP FURTHER AND JUMPED OUT … WITHOUT A PARACHUTE.”
Story at NY Times.
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