“THESE PIES ARE BEING MADE FROM HIPPIE COMMUNISTIC ORGANIC APPLES, WHICH ARE PICKED BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, AND WHICH THE ADMINISTRATION PLANS TO DISTRIBUTE AS PART OF THEIR SOCIALIZED MEDICAL PLAN TO KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY.”

“SO MUCH FOR BI-PIE-TISANSHIP.”

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Bobby Jindal as the New ‘Hoover’, at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Most Wealthy Liberals Won’t Back Progressive Media.

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons

“ZESE REPUBLICANS ARE LIKE CRAZY CYBORGS WITH NO FEELINGS, AND UNLESS VEE GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE THEY AREN’T BORN, THE WHOLE WORLD, AND NOT JUST CAL-EE-FORNIA, MIGHT COME TO AN END.”

“BY THE TIME I’M FINISHED WITH THIS STATE, IT’LL BE CALLED ‘SLUMDOG LOUISIANA’.”

‘WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AS YOUR LIFELINE?”

“WE TOLD OUR VOTERS TO HOLD THEIR BREATH UNTIL THE GOP REGAINS POWER, OR THE SECOND COMING, WHICH MAY ACTUALLY BE THE SAME THING.” 

Story here.

“WE’RE ISSUING A FATWA AGAINST THE ‘PROFIT RUPERT’  — FOR BEING  RACIST, TONE DEAF AND COMPLETELY LAME.”

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New York Post clearly earns BuzzFlash’s Media PUTZ of the Week.

Madkane’s Ode To Roland Burris.

Obama’s Blackberry Withdrawal, at All Hat No Cattle.

Conan and Colbert’s Dance-Off, via Dan Kurtzman.

“THERE WAS NO RACIAL INTENT WHATSOEVER; YOU HAVE TO SEE THINGS FROM MY PERSPECTIVE.”

Sam Stein at HuffPost with the story.

“AY! YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN … AND HERE’S A REAL POPULAR TOY THAT THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO GIVE EVERY AMERICAN KID — IT’S CALLED BAG-O-GLASS.”

The Real skit here:

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey’s GOP Pyramid Scheme.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: GOP Vampires to stalk the airwaves in even greater swarms.

Dan Kurtzman with the rumored Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors for Bush.

“LISTEN, GUYS, NEWT ONLY THREW A HISSY FIT ABOUT BEING IN THE BACK OF THE PRESIDENTIAL PLANE; WE ACTUALLY WENT ONE STEP FURTHER AND JUMPED OUT … WITHOUT A PARACHUTE.”

Story at NY Times.

“FORGET THE SWITCH FROM ANALOG TV, WE WANNA’ GET RID OF THE TVA.”

                           “WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT GOP IDIOTS.” 

[Yes, Virginia, there still is a Tennessee Valley Authority.]

“NOW, I DON’T KNOW IF OUR STIMULUS AND BANK BAILOUT PLANS ARE GONNA’ WORK, BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO TRAVEL AROUND THIS GREAT COUNTRY … UNTIL I FIND JOBS AND HOMES FOR EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.”