“WE BELIEVE SOME OF THE CONTESTANTS HAVE NOT ONLY BEEN JUICING, BASED ON THEIR INCREASED WEIGHTS OF ALMOST 140 POUNDS, BUT IT ALSO APPEARS THEY’VE BEEN CORKING THEIR BROOMS.”

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Curl up with total entertainment at BartCopE!

“BUSH ACTUALLY BROKE ALL OF THE RECORDS FOR THE BIGGEST FUCK-UPS, BUT WE HAD TO DISCOUNT SOME OF HIS RECKLESS STUPIDITY DUE TO ’ROID RAGE. DON’T FORGET, HE CAME DIRECTLY OUT OF THE CULTURE OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.”

Story on the C-Span Presidential Rankings.

Obama’s Choice: FDR’s First 100 Days or Lincoln’s Team of Rivals – by Mark Karlin of BuzzFlash.

Madkane asks: Obama Hasn’t Fixed Everything Yet? What’s Taking Him So Long?

Norm Jenson with the The Sunday Funnies, and Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.