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		<title>Forget Dems and Rethugs, Obama to Take Q&amp;A From Jedi Council</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/02/03/forget-dems-and-rethugs-obama-to-take-qa-from-jedi-council/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[GOP]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[john boehner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mike pence]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;NOW, WE GOTTA&#8217; ASK OURSELVES,  IF WE  CAN PUT A COUNCIL  ON SUCH PLANETS AS OSSUS, ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILA, WHY IS IT WE STILL CAN&#8217;T PASS TRULY UNIVERSAL HEALTH INSURANCE.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Staying with  &#8220;Star&#8221; themes, Norm Jenson on Obama as Star Trek&#8217;s Spock. Last holy alliance between Rush and Sarah? &#8212; via Lisa Casey. BuzzFlash&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone" title="obama" src="http://images.politico.com/global/politico44/091026_obama_blue_392_regular_small.jpg" alt="" width="270" height="230" /><img class="alignnone" title="jedi council" src="http://www.u.arizona.edu/~memcinto/jedi/femjedi%20pix/council.jpg" alt="" width="340" height="280" /></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;NOW, WE GOTTA&#8217; ASK OURSELVES,  IF WE  CAN PUT A COUNCIL  ON SUCH PLANETS AS OSSUS, ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILA, WHY IS IT WE STILL CAN&#8217;T PASS TRULY <span style="color: #800080;"><em>UNIVERSAL </em></span>HEALTH INSURANCE.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</strong></p>
<p>Staying with  &#8220;Star&#8221; themes, Norm Jenson on <a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2010/02/links_with_your_1193.html">Obama as Star Trek&#8217;s Spock. </a><strong><br />
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<p><a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/2-3-10_conservatives.htm">Last holy alliance between Rush and Sarah</a>? &#8212; via Lisa Casey.</p>
<p>BuzzFlash&#8217;s Interview with<a href="http://blog.buzzflash.com/interviews/168"> Liberal Radio&#8217;s Bob Kincaid</a>.</p>
<p>BartCopE! with the <span style="font-family: arial;">&#8216;<a href="http://suprmchaos.com/bcEnt-Tue-020210.index.html">Sublime Prime Time Programming&#8217; Edition</a>.</span></p>
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		<title>The Empire Blue Cross Strikes Back</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/10/17/the-empire-blue-cross-strikes-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 18:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[health care reform]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[health insurance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[health insurance companies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keith olbermann]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keith olbermann health care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keith olbermann hour long special comment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keith olbermann special comment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nancy pelosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[olympia snowe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[political satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[public option]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ron wyden]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[the empire strikes back]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[       It is a dark time for the Health Care Reformers.  Although the Insurance Company Death Panels have been destroyed, Insurance Lobbyists and Blue Dogs have driven the Reform forces from their Congressional offices and pursued them across the Washington Mall.        Evading the dreaded Imperial Republicans, a group of public option freedom fighters led by Ron Wyden and Nancy [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>       It is a dark time for the Health Care Reformers.  Although the Insurance Company Death Panels have been destroyed, Insurance Lobbyists and Blue Dogs </strong><strong>have driven the Reform forces from their Congressional offices and pursued them across the Washington Mall. <br />
      Evading the dreaded Imperial Republicans, a group of public option freedom fighters led by Ron Wyden and Nancy Pelosi have established a new secret base in one of Keith Olbermann&#8217;s health clinics in the remote ice world of Mt. Olympia Snowe.<br />
    The evil lord Mitch McConnell, obsessed with filibustering health reform, has dispatched thousands of remote anal probe examinations with hefty co-pays and deductibles into the far reaches of Democratic sphincters ….</strong></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p>Jon Perr on how <a href="http://www.perrspectives.com/blog/archives/001642.htm">Americans are already self-rationing health care</a>.</p>
<p>Lisa Casey on <a href="http://www.allhatnocattle.net/10-19-09_im_not_a_crook.htm">the fall, <em>and fall</em>, of the Republican Party</a>.</p>
<p>Check out Marty&#8217;s excellent entertainment page at <a href="http://www.suprmchaos.com/home.index.html">BartCopE!</a></p>
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		<title>More FOX News Hysteria: Claims H1N1 Spread to R2D2</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/05/03/more-fox-news-hysteria-claims-h1n1-spread-to-r2d2/</link>
		<comments>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/05/03/more-fox-news-hysteria-claims-h1n1-spread-to-r2d2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 16:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FOX News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[H1NI]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[R2D2]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glenn beck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[political satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[swine flu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;NOW LET&#8217;S SEE IF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WILL PROTECT THIS COUNTRY, BY BUILDING A WALL AROUND THE EARTH TO KEEP OUT THE ILLEGAL ALIENS.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Lisa Casey on the latest GOP Makeover, and Madkane on Karl’s Roving Standards.]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;NOW LET&#8217;S SEE IF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WILL PROTECT THIS COUNTRY, BY BUILDING A WALL AROUND THE EARTH TO KEEP OUT THE ILLEGAL ALIENS.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39912000/jpg/_39912090_c3p0_r2d2_pa.jpg" alt="" width="323" height="275" /></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Lisa Casey on the <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/5-4-09_republican_makeover.htm">latest GOP Makeover</a>, and Madkane on <a title="Permanent Link to Karl’s Roving Standards" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.madkane.com/madness/2009/05/03/karls-roving/">Karl’s Roving Standards</a>.</p>
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		<title>Reagan Redux?: Palin Proposes &#8216;Sperm Wars&#8217; Shield Against Teen Pregnancy</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/09/02/reagan-redux-palin-proposes-sperm-wars-shield-against-teen-pregnancy/</link>
		<comments>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/09/02/reagan-redux-palin-proposes-sperm-wars-shield-against-teen-pregnancy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008 election]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[campaigns]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[john mcain]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;WHO NEEDS SEX-EDUCATION, WHEN WE CAN SPEND BILLIONS FOR AN ADVANCED LASER SYSTEM TO INTERCEPT THE SPERM IN MID-VAGINA.&#8221; ]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;WHO NEEDS SEX-EDUCATION, WHEN WE CAN SPEND BILLIONS FOR AN ADVANCED LASER SYSTEM TO INTERCEPT THE SPERM IN MID-VAGINA.&#8221; </strong></p>
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		<title>Another McCain Backfire: Challenges Obama to Travel to Outer Space</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/07/27/another-mccain-backfire-challenges-obama-to-travel-to-outer-space/</link>
		<comments>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/07/27/another-mccain-backfire-challenges-obama-to-travel-to-outer-space/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 13:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008 election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john mccain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obama's overseas trip]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;GOOD THING THEY HIRED US FOR SECURITY; I&#8217;VE NEVER SEEN THIS PLACE PACKED QUITE LIKE THIS BEFORE.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; BLOGWORTHIES: Obama in Berlin, on The Daily Show - via One Good Move. BuzzFlash on The Impeachment Hearing That Wasn&#8217;t. Political Cartoons of the Week, via Dan Kurtzman.]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;GOOD THING THEY HIRED US FOR SECURITY; I&#8217;VE NEVER SEEN THIS PLACE PACKED QUITE LIKE THIS BEFORE.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/RileyNotOReilly/ethan_cantina.jpg" alt="" width="419" height="280" /><img class="alignright" src="http://www.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&amp;d=20080723&amp;t=2&amp;i=5291657&amp;w=155&amp;r=2008-07-23T224924Z_01_L2383336_RTRUKOP_0_PICTURE0" alt="" width="102" height="155" /></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p><a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2008/07/obama_in_berlin_1.html">Obama in Berlin, on The Daily Show </a>- via One Good Move.</p>
<p>BuzzFlash on <a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/alerts/438">The Impeachment Hearing That Wasn&#8217;t</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/politicalcartoons/ig/Political-Cartoons/index.htm">Political Cartoons of the Week</a>, via Dan Kurtzman.</p>
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