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August 13th, 2008

Georgia’s President Appeals to Georgia’s Jimmy Carter to Boycott Chinese Olympics

“WHADDYA’ EXPECT, I HAVE THE SAME FOREIGN POLICY TUTOR AS JOHN McCAIN.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

The “True McCain” Position on Abortion, at BuzzFlash.

A real look into Putin’s eyes, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with the John Edwards Sex Scandal Humor Roundup.

August 12th, 2008

Forget Putin, Bush Has a New ‘Soul Mate’ in Medvedev

“HEY BUDDY, I CAN LOOK INTO YOUR SOUL AND SEE THAT YOU’RE  ALSO A CLUELESS, POWERLESS PUPPET CONTROLLED BY A RUTHLESS MEGALOMANIAC.”

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Lisa Casey has more on the numb-nuts Bush, and Amy Weiss at BuzzFlash with The Diplomat Decathlon: Bush’s Marathon of Olympic Blunders.

And in a similar vein, Countdown with a great summary of the Bush Presidency. 

August 11th, 2008

McCain Advocates Invasion of South Ossetia: ‘We’ll Be Greeted with Poinsettias’

“I HARDLY THINK SENATOR OBAMA IS QUALIFIED TO DEAL WITH A CRISIS INVOLVING THE CAUCASIAN REGION.”

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Lisa Casey on Beijing Bush.

Olympic Punch Lines, via Dan Kurtzman.

Juan Cole on Mountain of Evidence Marshaled against Musharraf; US Refuses to Back Elected Civilian government.

August 10th, 2008

Putin Applies ‘Bush Doctrine’ with Georgia on His Mind

“A SURGE IN SOUTH OSSETIA, NO TIMELINE  FOR GEORGIA WITHDRAWAL, AND DEFIANCE OF INTERNATIONAL LAW — I REALLY DID FIND MY SOULMATE.”

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