The Satirical Political Report » single payer

Max Baucus Proposes Health Care Compromise: Public Option for Girlfriends

Don Davis — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:34:08 +0000

“ONCE YOU BECOME A SINGLE PLAYER, AND OPT-IN TO A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP, IT TRIGGERS COMPLETE GOVERNMENT BENEFITS BASED ON AN EXCHANGE OF SEXUAL FAVORS.”

Obama’s Radical Proposal to Solve ALL Issues

Don Davis — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:10:59 +0000

“THIS LEGISLATION REALLY HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE. EVERY U.S. CITIZEN GETS DRAFTED INTO THE ARMED FORCES AND SENT TO AFGHANISTAN, THUS PROVIDING BOTH UNIVERSAL EMPLOYMENT AND UNIVERSAL SINGLE-PAYER HEALTH INSURANCE FOR ALL.”

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Don Davis — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:19:03 +0000

“NOW IF WE COULD JUST CUT OFF THE ‘HEADS’ OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A BRAIN, JUST THINK HOW DOMINANT MY SHOW REALLY WOULD BE.”

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