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December 5th, 2009

Max Baucus Proposes Health Care Compromise: Public Option for Girlfriends

“ONCE YOU BECOME A SINGLE PLAYER, AND OPT-IN TO A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP, IT TRIGGERS COMPLETE GOVERNMENT BENEFITS BASED ON AN EXCHANGE OF SEXUAL FAVORS.”

November 30th, 2009

Obama’s Radical Proposal to Solve ALL Issues

“THIS LEGISLATION REALLY HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE. EVERY U.S. CITIZEN GETS DRAFTED INTO THE ARMED FORCES AND SENT TO AFGHANISTAN, THUS PROVIDING BOTH UNIVERSAL EMPLOYMENT AND UNIVERSAL SINGLE-PAYER HEALTH INSURANCE FOR ALL.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the NRA Enabling the Terrorism of Gun Deaths.

Madkane’s Testy Republicans.

Dan Kurtzman’s 30 Funniest Videos of the Decade.

September 22nd, 2009

Forget Yom Kippur, Glenn Beck Declares a National Circumcision Day

“NOW IF WE COULD JUST CUT OFF THE ‘HEADS’ OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A BRAIN, JUST THINK HOW DOMINANT MY SHOW REALLY WOULD BE.”

Story at HuffPost, and a Madkane Moses-like warning to Beck.

Lisa Casey on the cut off your everything GOP Health Plan.

Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: The New York Times Trashes Single-Payer.

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