The Satirical Political Report » sex scandals http://satiricalpolitical.com An Offbeat Look at the Hot-Button Issues of the Day Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:42:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Ensign Explains Why the ‘Mistress Hush Money’ Totaled $96K http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/11/ensign-explains-why-the-mistress-hush-money-totaled-96k/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/11/ensign-explains-why-the-mistress-hush-money-totaled-96k/#comments Sun, 12 Jul 2009 02:17:23 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=7813

“I HAD JUST TOLD MY DAD ABOUT MY FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION, BUT HE HAS DYSLEXIA.”

The NY Times on Tax Advice for Ensign’s Parents.

]]> http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/11/ensign-explains-why-the-mistress-hush-money-totaled-96k/feed/ 0 Ensign Seeks Passage of the ‘Mistress Hush Money Tax Credit’ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/11/ensign-seeks-passage-of-the-mistress-hush-money-tax-credit/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/11/ensign-seeks-passage-of-the-mistress-hush-money-tax-credit/#comments Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:27:26 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=7807

“IT’ S THE LEAST I COULD DO FOR GOOD OLE’ MOM AND POP, ESPECIALLY SINCE MANY OF MY FELLOW REPUBLICANS MAY NEED TO DRAW UPON THIS VERY SAME ‘HUSH FUND’.”

]]> http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/11/ensign-seeks-passage-of-the-mistress-hush-money-tax-credit/feed/ 0 Why Sarah Palin’s Resignation is DEVASTATING to the GOP http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/03/why-sarah-palins-resignation-is-devastating-to-the-gop/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/03/why-sarah-palins-resignation-is-devastating-to-the-gop/#comments Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:16:47 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=7700

“WHILE SEX SCANDALS WERE CERTAINLY THINNING GOP RANKS, A PRECEDENT FOR RESIGNATIONS BASED ON STUPIDITY COULD COMPLETELY WIPE US OUT.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin asks: How About Independence Day from Corporations Controlling Our Government?

Lisa Casey with the latest on Dick Cheney and Valerie Plame. 

Juan Cole with the latest on Iran: Mousavi Said Calling for General Strike; Hard Liners Call for his Arrest.

]]> http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/03/why-sarah-palins-resignation-is-devastating-to-the-gop/feed/ 0 Mark Sanford Supports ‘Cap and Trade’ … of Families http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/06/28/mark-sanford-supports-cap-and-trade-of-families/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/06/28/mark-sanford-supports-cap-and-trade-of-families/#comments Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:21:52 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=7626

“UNDER MY PLAN, EACH MALE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WILL BE CAPPED AT ONE AFFAIR, BUT WILL BE ABLE TO BUY AND SELL PERMITS FOR EXTRA EMISSIONS.”

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“IT’S CLEAR THAT THIS IS THE RIGHT MOVE FOR A MAN WHO LIKES TO SWAB THE DECK WITH HIS FIRST MATE.”

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Lisa Casey with more on the man with the dinghy problem.

BartCopE! with the The ‘Talking Heads’ Edition  – TV Pundits, that is. 

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