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July 11th, 2009

Ensign Explains Why the ‘Mistress Hush Money’ Totaled $96K

“I HAD JUST TOLD MY DAD ABOUT MY FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION, BUT HE HAS DYSLEXIA.”

The NY Times on Tax Advice for Ensign’s Parents.

July 11th, 2009

Ensign Seeks Passage of the ‘Mistress Hush Money Tax Credit’

“IT’ S THE LEAST I COULD DO FOR GOOD OLE’ MOM AND POP, ESPECIALLY SINCE MANY OF MY FELLOW REPUBLICANS MAY NEED TO DRAW UPON THIS VERY SAME ‘HUSH FUND’.”

July 3rd, 2009

Why Sarah Palin’s Resignation is DEVASTATING to the GOP

“WHILE SEX SCANDALS WERE CERTAINLY THINNING GOP RANKS, A PRECEDENT FOR RESIGNATIONS BASED ON STUPIDITY COULD COMPLETELY WIPE US OUT.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin asks: How About Independence Day from Corporations Controlling Our Government?

Lisa Casey with the latest on Dick Cheney and Valerie Plame

Juan Cole with the latest on Iran: Mousavi Said Calling for General Strike; Hard Liners Call for his Arrest.

June 28th, 2009

Mark Sanford Supports ‘Cap and Trade’ … of Families

“UNDER MY PLAN, EACH MALE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WILL BE CAPPED AT ONE AFFAIR, BUT WILL BE ABLE TO BUY AND SELL PERMITS FOR EXTRA EMISSIONS.”

June 17th, 2009

GOP Demotes Ensign, to Chief PETTING Officer

“IT’S CLEAR THAT THIS IS THE RIGHT MOVE FOR A MAN WHO LIKES TO SWAB THE DECK WITH HIS FIRST MATE.”

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Lisa Casey with more on the man with the dinghy problem.

BartCopE! with the The ‘Talking Heads’ Edition  – TV Pundits, that is. 

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