“YA’ KNOW, DARREN, FORGET ABOUT THAT GIANT OIL BLADDER WE DISCUSSED, HOW ‘BOUT WE JUST ‘CONTAIN’ THE BP EXECUTIVES IN THE SAME JAR AS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.”

“NOW, THE REAL BEAUTY OF THIS STAMP, IS THAT IT ACTUALLY TURNS INTO A FOOD STAMP.”

Story at NY Times.

“KRAMER, NOT ONLY IS IT A PIZZA AS SOON AS IT’S IN THE OVEN, BUT OBAMA’S HEALTH PLAN WILL PUT JERRY’S NANA IN THE OVEN.”

“When it comes to facts, Poppy’s a little sloppy.”

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Jon Perr on the ever-hypocritical GOP: ‘Health Care Needs More Votes Than social security, Medicare’.

“JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE. ONCE THEY START LETTING THE YOUNG PEOPLE AND THE ILLEGALS INTO THE RESTAURANTS BEFORE 5 PM, WE’LL BE STANDING OUTSIDE IN LONG LINES, AND PLOTZING IN THE HEAT.”

The saga at Sunrise Lakes, at the NYT.

“WITH ALL THE FORECLOSURES, THE ‘BUBBLE’ COULD BE THE NEXT BIG THING IN AFFORDABLE HOUSING, BUT THE ANTI-IMMIGRATION CROWD IS CRAZED ABOUT THE MOOPS GETTING A STRANGLEHOLD ON THE MARKET.”

“THAT’S RIGHT, KRAMER, WE ESTABLISHED A PRESENCE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD FOR 47 YEARS TO STEAL JERRY’S SNEAKERS – AND OBAMA’S MOM AND POP ESTABLISHED A FAKE PRESENCE IN HAWAII, AS PART OF A 47-YEAR PLAN TO STEAL THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.”

“I STILL REFUSED TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS AT ORAL ARGUMENT, BUT I DID CONDUCT MY OWN PERSONAL WRIT OF SEARCH-IORARI.”

The real story here.

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And on the big CIA torture story:

P. M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Obama’s long and labored path to doing the right thing.

Jon Perr on the GOP’s Seinfeld Defense of Torture.

Lisa Casey on the irrepressible Dickster.

“WELL, THE MARKET HAD SOME GIDDYUP TODAY. AND HERE’S HOPING THE OBAMA PLAN WORKS, ‘CAUSE MY BOYS NEED A HOUSE, AND I DON’T WANNA’ STOP AT THE DUTY FREE SHOP.”

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Norm Jenson with Jon Stewart and In Cramer We Trust, and Dan Kurtzman has the Roundup of Jon Stewart vs. Jim Cramer: Round 2.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: CNBC Hypes Its Owner, General Electric, As GE’s Performance and Stock Plummet.

Satirical Obamicon Posters at All Hat No Cattle.

“AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF BUSH-CHENEY, IT’S A WONDER WE’RE NOT BACK TO THE PONY EXPRESS.”

[Story here]

“NO, PLEASE — AS I TOLD PRESIDENT-ELECT OBAMA, SOUP IS NOT A MEAL, AND I INSISTED, AS THE PRICE OF BI-PARTISANSHIP, A SIX-COURSE DINNER AT MENDY’S.”

“McCain’s Old, Jerry, He’s Old!”