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November 13th, 2009

Anita Dunn Takes Parting Shot at FOX, Which Retaliates With Fake Footage

“WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM A WOMAN WHO WILDLY ASSERTS  THAT I COMPLAINED ABOUT A PUBIC HAIR IN THE COCAINE THAT I GOT FROM RUSH LIMBAUGH.”

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November 13th, 2009

Vermont Teddy Bear Co. Introduces The ‘Hannity-Induced Suicide Bear’

“WE ALSO MARKET THE PRODUCT AS A ‘HIGH DRECK LYNCHING’.”

Video at One Good Move.

November 12th, 2009

In Apology For False Footage, Hannity Labels Himself a ‘Democrat’

(D-FOX NATION)

“AND SO LET’S BE CLEAR, A RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN, WHO WOULD HAVE GROWN UP LEARNING TO FEND FOR HIMSELF INSTEAD OF TAKING GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS,  WOULD NEVER HAVE MADE SUCH AN ERROR.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Jon Stewart’s Decimatation of FOX’s Credibility and Hannity’s  Confession.

November 11th, 2009

The One FOX News ‘Tea Party Distortion’ Missed by The Daily Show

“AND WE NOW HAVE VIDEO OF THE TEA PARTIES INSPIRED BY MICHELE BACHMANN, WHICH HAVE NOT ONLY SPILLED OVER INTO ANOTHER CITY AND CENTURY, BUT ALSO INCLUDE NATIVE AMERICANS …  WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY VERY ANGRY ABOUT A GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER OF GAMBLING CASINOS.”

Story and video at One Good Move.

Rupert Murdoch Defends Glenn Beck’s Racist Cries to Win BuzzFlash’s Media Putz Award.

Lisa Casey’s Veteran’s Day Edition.

Madkane on Stewing Over Stupak.

November 1st, 2009

FOX News Blames Obama For Loss of Daylight Savings Time

“IT SHOULD HARDLY BE SURPRISING THAT OUR FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT IS DRAMATICALLY INCREASING THE DEFICIT OF ‘LIGHTNESS.’  SURE, IT’S JUST AN HOUR A DAY NOW, BUT MARK MY WORDS, IT’S JUST GONNA’ GET WORSE OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS.”

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Lisa Casey with the latest on the real Prince of Darkness.

Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

October 30th, 2009

Obama Mulls Options (Dithers?) in War Against FOX News

Despite his campaign statements to his progressive base that unlike Iraq, the war against FOX News is not a war of choice, President Obama is now considering a wide array of options against an enemy that poses an equal, if not greater threat, to the United States than the Taliban.

Huddled in his situation room with his chief advisers, the president is trying to wade through a welter of conflicting advice as to whether to up the ante against Mullah Murdoch and his minions, or to scale back the fight to occasional drone attacks against the droning right-wingers.

The hawkish Hillary Clinton, sources say, advises sending at least 40,000 troops to the FOX studios, while Vice President Joe Biden is advocating a partition plan, that would separate FOX into separate divisions of news, opinion, and the psychiatric ward.

Some respected columnists, such as Nicholas Kristof of The New York Times, have urged a renewed emphasis on building schools at FOX, but Obama’s national security team appears to agree that such an effort would be futile, and would be more useful in a more advanced feudal setting such as Afghanistan.

There is also concern that enhanced efforts to defeat FOX News are complicated by the rampant drug trade, since there is strong suspicion that such FOX anchors as Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck are being supplied with hallucinogens by Rush Limbaugh.

Even many liberals are skeptical that the war against FOX can be “won,” given the historical lack of any respect for democratic institutions or a culture of civility at the network, which continues to “Ailes” the country more than the swine flu.

September 15th, 2009

Teabagger ‘March Controversy’ Finally Resolved by Google Maps

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“A SPOKESMAN FOR GOOGLE SAID: ‘WE HAVE NO FREAKIN’ IDEA HOW MANY SHOWED UP, BUT IT DOES CLEARLY APPEAR THAT THEY ALL SUDDENLY MATERIALIZED FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH’.” 

September 15th, 2009

FOX News Claims Teabaggers Were a ‘Million Klan’ March

“THE HOODS AND BURNING CROSSES WERE MERELY TO KEEP THE PEACEFUL PROTESTORS WARM, ON A RATHER BRISK, 78 DEGREE D.C. DAY.”

August 20th, 2009

The REAL Story Behind the Right-Wing ‘Nazi Attacks’ on Health Care Reform

“WHO NEEDS HEALTH INSURANCE? WE JUST USE THE FOX NEWS IN-HOUSE PHYSICIAN, DOCTOR JOSEF MENGELE.”

August 2nd, 2009

The GOP’s Double-Barreled Attack: Combines the ‘Birther’ and ‘Health Scare’ Tactics

“UNDER THE OBAMA HEALTH PLAN, YOU CAN EXPECT TO RECEIVE AFRICAN SPAM ASKING YOU TO SEND YOUR VITAL ORGANS TO AN ORGAN BANK, IN EXCHANGE FOR GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH INSURANCE.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Creeping Signs of GE Intervention in MSNBC’s Progressive Programming.

Dan Kurtzman with Bill Maher Bashing the ‘Birthers’ Over Obama Birth Certificate.

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