“THE TWO SHOES WERE DIFFERENT SIZES, THEY WERE FIRED TOO CLOSE IN TIME TO COME FROM A SINGLE ‘SHOE-THROWER,’ AND EYEWITNESSES THOUGHT IT SOMEWHAT ODD THAT THERE WAS A ‘GRASSY KNOLL’ INSIDE A SMALL ROOM.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey raises the question of why just ‘two shoes?”

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on My Kingdom for a Shoe.

SNL’s Really !?!: Gov. Blagojevich – at One Good Move.

And more labor strife?  Pie Throwers Union Sues Shoe Thrower, at Apoliticus.

“BUT WAIT, IF YOU ACT NOW, YOU ALSO GET WRIGLEY FIELD AND THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE FOR JUST TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS AND 99 CENTS.”

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BLAGOWORTHIES:

Chicago’s own Mark Karlin on bad-boy Blagojevich.

Forget Uncle Sam, Blackwater Wants You – at All Hat No Cattle.

The Colbert Report’s Season of Giving, at One Good Move.

Amy Poehler Returns as Hillary Clinton on SNL, via Dan Kurtzman.

“WELL DONE, SIR. WE ON THE LEFT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO LAUGH AT OURSELVES, WHILE THE RIGHT-WING NUT JOBS LACK A SENSE OF HUMOR, AS WELL AS A SENSE OF COMMON SENSE AND HUMAN JUSTICE.”

“AND THAT’S NOT ALL. IN ADDITION TO MY SOUL, I’LL THROW IN A  SARAH PALIN BLOW-UP DOLL AND A ‘JOE THE PLUMBER’ TOILET PLUNGER.  BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE – IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES, YOU’LL ALSO RECEIVE A GOP POCKET CALCULATOR THAT UNDERCOUNTS BARACK OBAMA’S VOTE .”

“NOW IF YOU EVER RUN FOR PRESIDENT, AND BEHAVE JUST LIKE ME, YOU WON’T END UP IN THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT LIVING IN EIGHT MANSIONS, OVERLOOKING THE RIVER.”

“I TRIED TO BLAME IT ON A TALL BLACK MAN, BUT WHAT REALLY DID ME IN WAS THE ‘BACKWARDS B’ FOR ‘BUSH’ THAT I CARVED INTO THE FACE I SHOWED THE VOTERS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash on Naomi Wolf’s “The End of America.”

Never mind a ‘Fifth Grader,’ is Sarah Palin smarter than a … fruit fly?  Norm Jenson on the latest ignorance of the Lady in Red.

Will Ferrell’s Bush Meets Fey’s Palin on ‘SNL’, via Dan Kurtzman.

The Wheels are comin’ off –  via Lisa Casey. 

Madkane on the well-heeled Ms. Palin.

“BELIEVE ME, IT’S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ‘BLACK THING.’ IT’S JUST THAT OBAMA’S THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES FROM A BURNING BUSH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Possible Criminal Charges for GOP Leaders Involved in the ACORN Attacks.

Sen. Bernie Sanders on a real Social Democrat, on Real Time w/Bill Maher — at One Good Move.

Invasion of the McBody Snatchers, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with the complete SNL/Palin freak show.

“LIVE FROM DECADENT, SODOM AND GOMORRAH, UNPATRIOTIC, UNREAL AMERICA, COMMUNIST JEW-LAND TRAITOROUS NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!”

“I LOVE TO SMELL MY ARMPITS, WHICH REPRESENT THE BEST OF WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER AMERICA.”

“WE MADE ARRANGEMENTS TO GIVE THESE POOR SHMUCKS ROLES AS EXTRAS …  IN THE REMAKE OF FRANKENSTEIN.”

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BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on John McCain: both Faust and Frankenstein.

Rachel Maddow on Jay Leno, at One Good Move.

SNL Spoofs the Presidential Debate, via Dan Kurtzman