The Satirical Political Report » sarah palin’s resignation http://satiricalpolitical.com An Offbeat Look at the Hot-Button Issues of the Day Sat, 26 May 2012 02:38:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Palin’s Farewell Speech: ‘You Won’t Have Me to SHTICK Around Anymore’ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/26/palins-farewell-speech-you-wont-have-me-to-shtick-around-anymore/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/26/palins-farewell-speech-you-wont-have-me-to-shtick-around-anymore/#comments Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:45:20 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=8006
Sarah Palin

“BUT JUST TO ENSURE YOU ALL HAVE PLENTY OF MATERIAL TO LAST A LIFETIME, THIS SPEECH WILL SERVE AS A KIND OF HIGHLIGHT REEL OF ALL MY IDIOTIC, DISJOINTED AND HEAD-SCRATCHING COMMENTS.” 

Dan Kurtzman has the complete anthology of Sarah Palin’s Greatest Hits.

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“NOT ONLY WILL SHE HAVE TO ANSWER THE ORAL QUESTIONS, BUT WE’LL JUDGE HER ON HER ‘TIMES’ RACING UP THE STAIRWELL OF A BURNING BUILDING WITH 50 POUNDS OF EQUIPMENT … AND A BROKEN ANKLE.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Young Republicans carrying on the Grand Old tradition: Racism, Hate, Psychotic Paranoia and Intimidation.

Forget Dueling Banjos, Madkane with Dueling Scandals.

Palin Resigns, Alaskans Immediately Begin Search For Lipstick-wearing Pig – at Apolitiicus.

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“OUR FANS ARE WELL-ACCUSTOMED TO PLAYERS WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY’RE DOING, BUT AT LEAST WE’LL FINALLY HAVE AN ATTRACTION THAT LOOKS GOOD IN SHORTS.”

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“WHILE SEX SCANDALS WERE CERTAINLY THINNING GOP RANKS, A PRECEDENT FOR RESIGNATIONS BASED ON STUPIDITY COULD COMPLETELY WIPE US OUT.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin asks: How About Independence Day from Corporations Controlling Our Government?

Lisa Casey with the latest on Dick Cheney and Valerie Plame. 

Juan Cole with the latest on Iran: Mousavi Said Calling for General Strike; Hard Liners Call for his Arrest.

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