“BUT JUST TO ENSURE YOU ALL HAVE PLENTY OF MATERIAL TO LAST A LIFETIME, THIS SPEECH WILL SERVE AS A KIND OF HIGHLIGHT REEL OF ALL MY IDIOTIC, DISJOINTED AND HEAD-SCRATCHING COMMENTS.” 

Dan Kurtzman has the complete anthology of Sarah Palin’s Greatest Hits.

“NOT ONLY WILL SHE HAVE TO ANSWER THE ORAL QUESTIONS, BUT WE’LL JUDGE HER ON HER ‘TIMES’ RACING UP THE STAIRWELL OF A BURNING BUILDING WITH 50 POUNDS OF EQUIPMENT … AND A BROKEN ANKLE.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Young Republicans carrying on the Grand Old tradition: Racism, Hate, Psychotic Paranoia and Intimidation.

Forget Dueling Banjos, Madkane with Dueling Scandals.

Palin Resigns, Alaskans Immediately Begin Search For Lipstick-wearing Pig – at Apolitiicus.

“OUR FANS ARE WELL-ACCUSTOMED TO PLAYERS WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY’RE DOING, BUT AT LEAST WE’LL FINALLY HAVE AN ATTRACTION THAT LOOKS GOOD IN SHORTS.”

“WHILE SEX SCANDALS WERE CERTAINLY THINNING GOP RANKS, A PRECEDENT FOR RESIGNATIONS BASED ON STUPIDITY COULD COMPLETELY WIPE US OUT.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin asks: How About Independence Day from Corporations Controlling Our Government?

Lisa Casey with the latest on Dick Cheney and Valerie Plame. 

Juan Cole with the latest on Iran: Mousavi Said Calling for General Strike; Hard Liners Call for his Arrest.