“INSTEAD OF REGULAR CRIB NOTES ON THEIR HAND, THEY ACTUALLY SPEAK WITH THEIR PAINTED HAND.”
SENOR WENCES
“I’M NOT S’AWRIGHT … SARAH PALIN HAS THREATENED TO HAND ME OVER TO IMMIGRATION.”
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“INSTEAD OF REGULAR CRIB NOTES ON THEIR HAND, THEY ACTUALLY SPEAK WITH THEIR PAINTED HAND.”
SENOR WENCES
“I’M NOT S’AWRIGHT … SARAH PALIN HAS THREATENED TO HAND ME OVER TO IMMIGRATION.”
“IT’S CLEAR THAT THESE GREAT PATRIOTS WOULD HAVE FOUND LISTENING TO SARAH PALIN A LOT MORE TAXING THAN BRITISH TEA.”
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Sarah’s Real America, at All Hat No Cattle, and video of her unpatriotic speech at HuffPost.
“THANK GOD I CAN MAKE A LIVING WHOLESALING SNAKE OIL TO POLITICIANS, WHO THEN RETAIL IT TO FOLKS WHO ARE EVEN BIGGER DUNCES THAN THEY ARE .”
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Lisa Casey with the “Palm Reading the GOP.”
“GREAT SCOTT! WE DREAD THE FACT THAT OBAMA IS SO ENSLAVED TO THE RADICAL ELITES, HE WON’T EVEN NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE GRAND TRADITION OF ROGER TANEY.”
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Bill Berkowitz for BuzzFlash asks: Can the Tea Party Undergo a “Makeover” on Racism?
“WITH OBAMA’S POLICY OF UNILATERAL NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT, OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO BRING BACK THE ‘ENOLA GAY‘.”
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From Nukes, to Smokin’ in the Boys Room — at All Hat No Cattle.
Dan Kurtzman with The Dumbest Political Quotes of 2010 (So Far).
Hedge Fund Manager David Tepper
“IF ONLY OBAMA HAD FOLLOWED UP THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION WITH MORE MONEY TO THE BANKS, I COULD’VE MADE ENOUGH TO BUY ALL OF SOCIALIST SCANDINAVIA.”
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Eric Cantor is BuzzFlash’s GOP Hypocrite of the Week –For Using Threats as Political Weapons.
Lisa Casey with the Palin School of Diplomacy.
Madkane’s Liberal Drilling? Chill, Obama, Chill!
Sung to the tune of The Beatles' The Ballad of John and YokoStanding on the platform with Palin Trying to get the Teabagger vote The man with the gun said, "We're goin' with J.D!" You know they came for Sarah's deep throat Christ, you know it ain't easy How hard re-election'll be The way things are going ... They're gonna Teabag-ify me Finally made the plane out of D.C. Blew my cred on the health reform bill Took a call from my doc, asked "if I was OK" Since I went from 'Mr. Maverick' to 'Shrill' Christ, you know it ain't easy How hard the 'Center' can be The way things are going They're gonna' poison my Tea Drove to Tuscon with the big Barracuda Notes on our hands, reached new lows The liberal press says, 'what's with the cross-hairs'? I said, "I really thought she just meant my nose"
Christ, you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be To regain my integrity They're gonna Teabag-ify me --------------------------------------------------------------------------- BuzzFlash with John Boehner on Obama as the Anti-Christ. Lisa Casey on the rest of the Loco-yokels. Madkane on Mitt Romney: Constitutionally Confused.
“YES, IT’S PERFECTLY CLEAR, THIS ONE CAN NOT POSSIBLY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.”
“SO ALL IT TAKES FOR US TO WIN, AND FOR THEM TO LOSE, IS FOR RONALD REAGAN TO MAGICALLY REAPPEAR OVER THIS HALL AS A 99 YEAR-OLD AMERICAN BALD EAGLE.”
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Lisa Casey with The Real Mad Hatter.
“HOLY SHIT, LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GONNA’ HAVE TO DITCH THIS NAME, AND COME BACK WEARING REAL AMERICAN HATS … WITH HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.”
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