The Satirical Political Report » sarah palin

Jewish Leaders Revenge Palin’s ‘Blood Libel’ Remark

Don Davis — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 02:51:11 +0000

“AS LONG AS A CERTAIN RIGHT WINGER — LET’S CALL HER SARAH PALIN — ACCUSES US OF MAKING MATZOH WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRISTIAN CHILDREN, THE ONLY JUST DESSERTS WOULD BE ONE �OF THE TEN PLAGUES…. PERHAPS A BOIL ON HER TRIGGER FINGER WOULD BE MOST APPROPRIATE.”

Palin Defends Vitriolic Rhetoric By Citing William F. Buckley’s ‘Firing Line’

Don Davis — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 03:29:14 +0000

“I KNOW BILL BUCKLEY NEVER PUT ANYONE IN HIS CROSS-HAIRS, BUT ALL THOSE BIG WORDS HE USED WERE PRETTY THREATENING TO COMMON FOLKS LIKE ME.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Arizona’s Media-Fed Bigoted White Christian Male Terrorism.

The Colbert Report: Bill O’Reilly Proves God’s Existence, at One Good Move.

Bowing to Pressure From Tuscon Tragedy, Palin Replaces Map of Cross-Hairs with Her ‘Short Hairs’

Don Davis — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 03:45:42 +0000

“MY IDEA IS TO ISSUE A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WOULD SO PHYSICALLY DISGUST THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THAT THEY’D FORGET HOW TRULY DISGUSTING I AM IN EVERY OTHER RESPECT.”

Conclusive Proof That Christine O’Donnell Is STILL a Witch

Don Davis — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 00:28:24 +0000

“I KNEW WHAT SARAH PALIN REALLY MEANT WHEN SHE GAVE ME THAT WINK … THAT I WAS EXPECTED TO BRING HER ‘EYE OF NEWT‘.”

Right Wingers Oppose Building Mosques Near ‘Coke Zero’

Don Davis — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 02:36:28 +0000

“THERE’S NOTHING MORE SACRED TO AMERICANS THAN THEIR DIET SOFT DRINKS, AND WE CERTAINLY DON’T NEED TO DRINK OUR COLAS OUT OF A KORAN. “

The Truth About Sarah Palin’s $3.8 Trillion Hand Job

Don Davis — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 22:54:28 +0000

“NO, CHRIS, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TAX HIKES, $3.8 TRILLION IS WHAT I EXPECT TO EARN OVER THE NEXT TEN YEARS JUST FROM JERKING AROUND THE WHOLE COUNTRY.”

Video Here:

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Lisa Casey on Sara Palin’s New Book.

Shakespeare ‘Refudiates’ Sarah Palin

Don Davis — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 02:09:47 +0000

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“SUDDENLY, DENMARK DOTH NOT SEEM SO ROTTEN … COMPARED TO THE STATE OF�PALIN.”

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Story here.

Madkane on�Refudiating Sarah.

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Palin Takes Revenge on Joe McGinniss: Rents HER House to Putin

Don Davis — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 02:40:41 +0000

“THIS WAY WHEN JOE McGINNIS REARS HIS HEAD INTO THE AIRSPACE OF MY BACK YARD, THE KGB WILL BE THERE TO SHOOT IT OFF.”

Story at HuffPost.

Gulf Oil Spill Leads to ‘Mutiny on the Bounty’

Don Davis — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:39:04 +0000

“I SIMPLY CAN’T BLOODY FIGURE OUT WHY THE PUBLIC IS SO ANGRY ABOUT OUR NEXT SOLUTION TO MOP UP THIS MESS.”

“IT’S SIMPLY TIME TO STRING UP CAPTAIN BLIGHT.“

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on “crime and punishment” of the “economy wreckers.”

Lisa Casey with the latest Sarah Palin brain spill.

Sarah Palin: ‘Amend Arizona’s SB1070, With SPF 70′

Don Davis — Sun, 16 May 2010 21:08:42 +0000

“JUST TO MAKE SURE WE DON’T CONFUSE WHITE CITIZENS WITH THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, WE HAVE TO CUT BACK ON OUR OWN TANS.”