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February 8th, 2010

Palm Readers Agree: Palin’s ‘Hand Job’ Worst in History

“YES, IT’S PERFECTLY CLEAR, THIS ONE CAN NOT POSSIBLY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.”

February 7th, 2010

Divine Intervention Already at Work! Palin Resurrects Tower of Babble

“SO ALL IT TAKES FOR US TO WIN, AND FOR THEM TO LOSE, IS FOR RONALD REAGAN TO MAGICALLY REAPPEAR OVER THIS HALL AS A 99 YEAR-OLD AMERICAN BALD EAGLE.”

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Lisa Casey with The Real Mad Hatter.

February 6th, 2010

Tea Partiers Panic, Informed Tea Produced by ‘Fereigners’

“HOLY SHIT, LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GONNA’ HAVE TO DITCH THIS NAME, AND COME BACK WEARING REAL AMERICAN HATS …  WITH HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.”

February 3rd, 2010

Forget Dems and Rethugs, Obama to Take Q&A From Jedi Council

“NOW, WE GOTTA’ ASK OURSELVES,  IF WE  CAN PUT A COUNCIL  ON SUCH PLANETS AS OSSUS, ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILA, WHY IS IT WE STILL CAN’T PASS TRULY UNIVERSAL HEALTH INSURANCE.”

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Staying with  “Star” themes, Norm Jenson on Obama as Star Trek’s Spock.

Last holy alliance between Rush and Sarah? — via Lisa Casey.

BuzzFlash’s Interview with Liberal Radio’s Bob Kincaid.

BartCopE! with the Sublime Prime Time Programming’ Edition.

January 14th, 2010

Sarah Palin’s Debut on Sesame Street Also a Disaster

“WELL, COUNT, YOU ASK WHAT MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS? … I REALLY LIKE ALL OF THEM.”

January 12th, 2010

Foreign Policy Experts: Sarah Palin Should Be Split Into ‘North’ and ‘South’

Richard Haas

Richard Haass, Council on Foreign Relations

“IT’S NOT THAT WE REALLY WANT TWO SARAH PALINS, BUT WE FEEL WE MIGHT DIMINISH HER THREAT BY DIVIDING HER AT HER 38TH PARALLEL.”

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Lisa Casey on the perfect marriage between FOX and Palin.

January 12th, 2010

Strom Thurmond’s Ghost Returns to Give His ‘Reid’ on Harry

“HELL, I DON’T KNOW WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.  I’M PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR AT LEAST ONE LIGHT-SKINNED COLORED GIRL.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin gives his read, with: Journalistic Malfeasance, Harry Reid and The Negro: It’s All Entertainment.

January 11th, 2010

North Korea’s Kim: ‘I Don’t Understand Why There’s a Sarah Palin’

“I THOUGHT A  ‘CIVILIZED’ COUNTRY LIKE THE UNITED STATES WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAVE IGNORANT PARANOID PSYCHOPATHS RUNNING FOR OFFICE.”

December 17th, 2009

Palin’s Perfectly Plausible Explanation for the ‘McCain Hat Black-Out’

“NOTHING PERSONAL AGAINST JOHN, WHO I LOVE, I JUST NEVER BELIEVED IN AD-VISORS.”


Lisa Casey with more on Palin puttin’ the vise on the McCain visor.

December 1st, 2009

Sarah Palin’s SECOND ‘John Wooden-Native American’ Gaffe

“AS THE GREAT BASKETBALL COACH FAMOUSLY SAID, IF CUSTER HAD PLAYED A ‘2-2-1 ZONE DEFENSE’ AT LITTLE BIG HORN, THE OUTCOME MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LOT DIFFERENT.”

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