“YES, IT’S PERFECTLY CLEAR, THIS ONE CAN NOT POSSIBLY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.”

“SO ALL IT TAKES FOR US TO WIN, AND FOR THEM TO LOSE, IS FOR RONALD REAGAN TO MAGICALLY REAPPEAR OVER THIS HALL AS A 99 YEAR-OLD AMERICAN BALD EAGLE.”

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Lisa Casey with The Real Mad Hatter.

“HOLY SHIT, LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GONNA’ HAVE TO DITCH THIS NAME, AND COME BACK WEARING REAL AMERICAN HATS …  WITH HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.”

“NOW, WE GOTTA’ ASK OURSELVES,  IF WE  CAN PUT A COUNCIL  ON SUCH PLANETS AS OSSUS, ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILA, WHY IS IT WE STILL CAN’T PASS TRULY UNIVERSAL HEALTH INSURANCE.”

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Staying with  “Star” themes, Norm Jenson on Obama as Star Trek’s Spock.

Last holy alliance between Rush and Sarah? — via Lisa Casey.

BuzzFlash’s Interview with Liberal Radio’s Bob Kincaid.

BartCopE! with the ‘Sublime Prime Time Programming’ Edition.

“WELL, COUNT, YOU ASK WHAT MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS? … I REALLY LIKE ALL OF THEM.”

Richard Haass, Council on Foreign Relations

“IT’S NOT THAT WE REALLY WANT TWO SARAH PALINS, BUT WE FEEL WE MIGHT DIMINISH HER THREAT BY DIVIDING HER AT HER 38TH PARALLEL.”

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Lisa Casey on the perfect marriage between FOX and Palin.

“HELL, I DON’T KNOW WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.  I’M PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR AT LEAST ONE LIGHT-SKINNED COLORED GIRL.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin gives his read, with: Journalistic Malfeasance, Harry Reid and The Negro: It’s All Entertainment.

“I THOUGHT A  ‘CIVILIZED’ COUNTRY LIKE THE UNITED STATES WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAVE IGNORANT PARANOID PSYCHOPATHS RUNNING FOR OFFICE.”

“NOTHING PERSONAL AGAINST JOHN, WHO I LOVE, I JUST NEVER BELIEVED IN AD-VISORS.”

Lisa Casey with more on Palin puttin’ the vise on the McCain visor.

“AS THE GREAT BASKETBALL COACH FAMOUSLY SAID, IF CUSTER HAD PLAYED A ‘2-2-1 ZONE DEFENSE’ AT LITTLE BIG HORN, THE OUTCOME MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LOT DIFFERENT.”

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