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“AS LONG AS A CERTAIN RIGHT WINGER — LET’S CALL HER SARAH PALIN — ACCUSES US OF MAKING MATZOH WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRISTIAN CHILDREN, THE ONLY JUST DESSERTS WOULD BE ONE OF THE TEN PLAGUES…. PERHAPS A BOIL ON HER TRIGGER FINGER WOULD BE MOST APPROPRIATE.”
“I KNOW BILL BUCKLEY NEVER PUT ANYONE IN HIS CROSS-HAIRS, BUT ALL THOSE BIG WORDS HE USED WERE PRETTY THREATENING TO COMMON FOLKS LIKE ME.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Arizona’s Media-Fed Bigoted White Christian Male Terrorism.
The Colbert Report: Bill O’Reilly Proves God’s Existence, at One Good Move.
“MY IDEA IS TO ISSUE A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WOULD SO PHYSICALLY DISGUST THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THAT THEY’D FORGET HOW TRULY DISGUSTING I AM IN EVERY OTHER RESPECT.”
“I KNEW WHAT SARAH PALIN REALLY MEANT WHEN SHE GAVE ME THAT WINK … THAT I WAS EXPECTED TO BRING HER ‘EYE OF NEWT‘.”
“THERE’S NOTHING MORE SACRED TO AMERICANS THAN THEIR DIET SOFT DRINKS, AND WE CERTAINLY DON’T NEED TO DRINK OUR COLAS OUT OF A KORAN. “
“NO, CHRIS, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TAX HIKES, $3.8 TRILLION IS WHAT I EXPECT TO EARN OVER THE NEXT TEN YEARS JUST FROM JERKING AROUND THE WHOLE COUNTRY.”
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Lisa Casey on Sara Palin’s New Book.
“SUDDENLY, DENMARK DOTH NOT SEEM SO ROTTEN … COMPARED TO THE STATE OF PALIN.”
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Story here.
Madkane on Refudiating Sarah.
“THIS WAY WHEN JOE McGINNIS REARS HIS HEAD INTO THE AIRSPACE OF MY BACK YARD, THE KGB WILL BE THERE TO SHOOT IT OFF.”
Story at HuffPost.
“I SIMPLY CAN’T BLOODY FIGURE OUT WHY THE PUBLIC IS SO ANGRY ABOUT OUR NEXT SOLUTION TO MOP UP THIS MESS.”
“IT’S SIMPLY TIME TO STRING UP CAPTAIN BLIGHT.“
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on “crime and punishment” of the “economy wreckers.”
Lisa Casey with the latest Sarah Palin brain spill.
“JUST TO MAKE SURE WE DON’T CONFUSE WHITE CITIZENS WITH THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, WE HAVE TO CUT BACK ON OUR OWN TANS.”
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