“I KNEW WHAT SARAH PALIN REALLY MEANT WHEN SHE GAVE ME THAT WINK … THAT I WAS EXPECTED TO BRING HER ‘EYE OF NEWT‘.”

“YES, IT’S PERFECTLY CLEAR, THIS ONE CAN NOT POSSIBLY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.”

“SO ALL IT TAKES FOR US TO WIN, AND FOR THEM TO LOSE, IS FOR RONALD REAGAN TO MAGICALLY REAPPEAR OVER THIS HALL AS A 99 YEAR-OLD AMERICAN BALD EAGLE.”

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Lisa Casey with The Real Mad Hatter.

“HOLY SHIT, LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GONNA’ HAVE TO DITCH THIS NAME, AND COME BACK WEARING REAL AMERICAN HATS …  WITH HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.”