“I WAS MISLED INTO BELIEVING THAT THERE’D BE A PRIZE TURKEY WAITING FOR ME AT THE FINISH LINE, STUFFED WITH FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS.”

Story at HuffPost.

Lisa Casey with a rebirth of the birthers.

“IT’S SOMETHING OF A CROSS BETWEEN ‘THE GREAT BRATSBY’ AND FOR ‘WHOM THE HELL TOLLS’ … AND WE EXPECT THAT IT WILL BE CLASSIFIED BY THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS AS ‘FRICTION’.”

“A BLOODY ALASKAN WOLF, AFTER I’VE SHOT IT FROM A HELICOPTER.”

“IF YOU BLINK, YOU MIGHT MISS WHAT THE DOG SAW: THAT SARAH PALIN IS NOT REALLY AN OUTLIER IN THE GOP, BUT ACTUALLY JUST TYPICAL OF A PARTY THAT THREATENS TO BE THE TIPPING POINT IN SETTING US BACK NOT 10,000 HOURS … BUT 10,000 YEARS!”

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Malcolm Gladwell on the Colbert Report at One Good Move, P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the GOP’s baffling suicidal tendencies, and Lisa Casey on a true Gothic Gothic.

“FORGET 2012, IT’S OBVIOUS ALL SIGNS OF CIVILIZATION HAVE ALREADY BEEN EXTINGUSHED.”

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More on the true primitive civilization called the GOP, at All Hat No Cattle.

BartCopE! with a poll on term limits.

“IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IF YOUR COUNTRY IS TO MAKE A GREAT LEAP FORWARD, IT NEEDS TO BIND THE FEET OF PALIN, BECK AND LIMBAUGH, AND THEN STUFF THEM IN THEIR OWN MOUTHS.”

“NOW SARAH, IF YOU LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR, YOU’LL SEE A GIFT THAT IS PERFECTLY SUITED FOR YOUR FUTURE … A SET OF KEYS TO DEMOLITION DERBY CARS!”

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Lisa Casey with a whole different perspective 0n the Red Mean … Beauty Queen.

“WELCOME TO YOU ALL.  BEFORE WE INTRODUCE THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF ALASKA AND GOP VICE-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT WE HAVE CONVENIENTLY PLACED BARF BAGS AT THE END OF EACH AISLE.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash asks: Will America ever ‘go rogue’ — again?

Dan Kurtzman has Jokes About Sarah Palin’s (Joke?) Book, Lisa Casey on more GOP Boobs, and Madkane with Stupak Stupidity.

“WHAT I REALLY MEANT TO TITLE MY BOOK WAS ‘GOING ROUGE‘ — SINCE I NEEDED JUST ABOUT ALL THE LIPSTICK I COULD FIND TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT I ACT LIKE A PIG.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Seniors Should Remember What Government-Paid Medical Care Did for Them.

Lisa Casey on the right-wing conspiracy against a U.S. Olympics.

Norm Jenson with Bill Maher’s New Rules, and the Richard Dawkins’ appearance.