“WE CERTAINLY DO BELIEVE IN GOD, BUT WE DON’T WANT BLUE CROSS OF HEAVEN MESSIN’ WITH OUR CURRENT BENEFITS.”

“IF THE PRIVATE INSURERS DENY COVERAGE, OR KICK YOU OFF FOR ANY REASON, YOU’LL BE ELIGIBLE FOR HEALTH INSURANCE FROM CANADA OR ONE OF THE EUROPEAN NATIONS. AND ACCORDING TO THE DEAL NOW IN THE WORKS WITH THE BLUE DOGS AND REPUBLICANS, THE ONLY ‘CO-PAY’ OR ‘DEDUCTIBLE’ YOU’LL HAVE IS TO GIVE UP YOUR CITIZENSHIP.”

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Meg White at BuzzFlash: Remember Way Back in 2008, When Healthcare Was a Right?

Madkane on Republicans Were For “Death Panels” Before They Were Against Them

“WE WANT OUR COUNTRY, AND OUR CONSTITUTION, BACK THE WAY THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED! … SO GET RID OF ALL THE ANESTHESIA AND MODERN DENTISTRY, AND RETURN TO WOODEN TEETH AND BLOODLETTING.”

“WE OFFERED TO AMEND THE HEALTH BILL TO PROVIDE THEM�ADVICE ON ‘EXTRAORDINARY POLITICAL LIFE SUPPORT’ … BUT THE DUMB BASTARDS INSISTED ON ‘DO NOT RESUSCITATE’.”

“THESE KENYANS WON’T ACTUALLY SHOOT OR MACHETE OUR SENIORS … THEY’LL JUST MAKE THEM RUN A MARATHON UNTIL THEY DROP DEAD.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin�Gets to the Heart of the Matter: Racism.

Lisa Casey with the Palin contribution to the madness.

Juan Cole with an�update on the morass in Afghanistan.

“ANDERSON, UNLESS THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY CAN DETERMINE IF THIS WOMAN IS ON CRYSTAL METH, OR JUST CLINICALLY INSANE, SHE’S VIRTUALLY�CERTAIN OF COMMITTING UNASSISTED POLITICAL SUICIDE.”