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November 21st, 2009

Book Critics Hail Palin’s ‘Going Rogue’ as ‘The Great American Drivel’

“IT’S SOMETHING OF A CROSS BETWEEN ‘THE GREAT BRATSBY’ AND FOR ‘WHOM THE HELL TOLLS’ … AND WE EXPECT THAT IT WILL BE CLASSIFIED BY THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS AS ‘FRICTION’.”

November 17th, 2009

After Viewing Palin Book Tour, Mayans ‘Move Up’ Doomsday Date

“FORGET 2012, IT’S OBVIOUS ALL SIGNS OF CIVILIZATION HAVE ALREADY BEEN EXTINGUSHED.”

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More on the true primitive civilization called the GOP, at All Hat No Cattle.

BartCopE! with a poll on term limits.

November 17th, 2009

Oprah Surprises Sarah Palin With Gift of Car Keys

“NOW SARAH, IF YOU LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR, YOU’LL SEE A GIFT THAT IS PERFECTLY SUITED FOR YOUR FUTURE … A SET OF KEYS TO DEMOLITION DERBY CARS!”

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Lisa Casey with a whole different perspective 0n the Red Mean … Beauty Queen.

November 16th, 2009

Sarah Palin’s ‘Going Rogue’ to Be Excerpted in ‘Readers InDigestable’

“WELCOME TO YOU ALL.  BEFORE WE INTRODUCE THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF ALASKA AND GOP VICE-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT WE HAVE CONVENIENTLY PLACED BARF BAGS AT THE END OF EACH AISLE.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash asks: Will America ever ‘go rogue’ — again?

Dan Kurtzman has Jokes About Sarah Palin’s (Joke?) Book, Lisa Casey on more GOP Boobs, and Madkane with Stupak Stupidity.

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