The Satirical Political Report » same sex marriage

Forget Immigrants, Right-Wingers Seek Revision of 14th Amendment to Attack Gay Marriage

Don Davis — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 02:23:36 +0000

“WE BELIEVE THAT ANY CHILDREN BORN TO GAY COUPLES ARE NOT ENTITLED TO U.S. CITIZENSHIP, BUT SHOULD ONLY BE DEEMED CITIZENS OF SAN FRANCISCO OR GREENWICH VILLAGE.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: If You Want to Preserve Marriages … Ban Divorce!

Carrie Prejean Endorses ‘Uni-Sex’ Relationships

Don Davis — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:26:31 +0000

“I BELIEVE THAT TRADITIONAL SEX TAPES SHOULD BE BETWEEN YOU AND YOURSELF, AND ONLY WATCHED BY YOUR BOYFRIEND OR NATURAL BIRTH MOTHER.”

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Lisa Casey on the new GOP brand of very direct marketing, and Dan Kurtzman with�Political Cartoons of the Week.

Shocker in Maine: Majority of Anti-Gay Voters ‘Casturbated’ at the Polls

Don Davis — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:55:01 +0000

“SO, CHUCK, CAN’T WE THEN CONCLUDE THAT WHAT THESE ‘VALUES VOTERS’� APPARENTLY VALUED THE MOST WAS THE VERY IDEA OF FUCKING GAY PEOPLE.”

Monty Python Reunion Show Spurs Renewed Search for The Holy Grail

Don Davis — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:06:34 +0000

The recent�six-part Monty Python Reunion show, featured on the Independent Film Channel, has created a resurgent wave to find the Holy Grail among a new generation of Christian evangelicals in America.

Although these born-agains had not even heard of the artsy IFC, and wouldn’t�have watched it anyway, they claim that the Python reunion series appeared to them in their morning toast — on�a day that Jesus just happened to be�on sabbatical.

This renewed crusade is particularly important to these Christians in light of their belief that Barack Obama is the modern day equivalent of the Black Knight,�who refuses to quit�his evil ways, even after being repeatedly�cut down by the FOX News channel.

Although they are tracing the steps of�the Pythonites in their search for the Holy Grail, these 21st Century Crusaders have decided to make some minor modifications, such as replacing the Trojan Rabbit with a Trojan Easter Bunny.

However, in a shocking setback to the quest of these evangelicals, the skies opened up to reveal not God, but a vision of the deceased Graham Chapman, who not only confirmed that he is gay, but that Heaven endorses same-sex marriages between�angels.

Cheney Endorses Same-Sex Waterboarding

Don Davis — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:05:47 +0000

“I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT WATERBOARDING IS NOT TORTURE, UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ALSO SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF THROWING UP IN FRONT OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.”

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Lisa Casey on the Dickster and his Two Amigos.

Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Abortion Doctor is a Victim of America’s ‘Taliban’

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.