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		<title>Palin Extols the Virtues of a CLOSET Organizer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I GUESS YOU COULD SAY, THAT A GOOD CLOSET ORGANIZER &#8230; KNOWS HOW TO DIVIDE THE &#8216;WHITES&#8217; FROM THE &#8216;BLACKS&#8217;.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Meg at BuzzFlash on The Welfare Queen from Wasilla. Lisa Casey weighs in on Ms. Apocalypstick. Juan Cole: Iraq Moves Closer to Obama-Type Plan for early US Withdrawal. Proof That John McCain Is, In Fact, George [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;I GUESS YOU COULD SAY, THAT A <em>GOOD CLOSET</em> ORGANIZER &#8230; KNOWS HOW TO DIVIDE THE &#8216;WHITES&#8217; FROM THE &#8216;BLACKS&#8217;.&#8221;</strong></p>
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<p>Meg at BuzzFlash on <a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/analysis/503"><span style="color: #000000;">The Welfare Queen from Wasilla</span></a>.</p>
<p>Lisa Casey weighs in on <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/10-22-08_sarah_palin_lipstick.htm">Ms. Apocalypstick</a>.</p>
<p>Juan Cole: <a href="http://www.juancole.com/2008/10/iraq-moves-closer-to-obama-type-plan.html">Iraq Moves Closer to Obama-Type Plan for early US Withdrawal</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/10/22/john-mccain-proves-hes-george-bush.htm">Proof That John McCain Is, In Fact, George Bush</a>, via Dan Kurtzman.</p>
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		<title>Sarah Palin Answers a Third Grader&#8217;s Question: What Does a Wardrobe Monitor Do?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  &#8220;WELL, THAT&#8217;S  EASY. AS I TOLD MY DAUGHTER BRISTOL, THE JOB OF THE WARDROBE MONITOR IS TO COLLECT ALL THE MONEY FOR MILK AND COOKIES, AND THEN RUN TO SAKS FIFTH AVENUE TO BUY YOURSELF A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;WELL, THAT&#8217;S  EASY. AS I TOLD MY DAUGHTER BRISTOL, THE JOB OF THE WARDROBE MONITOR IS TO COLLECT ALL THE MONEY FOR MILK AND COOKIES, AND THEN RUN TO SAKS FIFTH AVENUE TO BUY YOURSELF A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE.&#8221;</strong></p>
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		<title>The True Lesson of Sarah Palin&#8217;s Clothes Binge</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:42:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[YOU CAN TAKE THE WOMAN INTO SAKS, BUT YOU CAN&#8217;T TAKE THE SACK OF SHIT OUT OF THE WOMAN.  Crooks &#38; Liars with the story.]]></description>
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<p><strong>YOU CAN TAKE THE WOMAN INTO <em>SAKS</em>, BUT YOU CAN&#8217;T TAKE THE <em>SACK OF SHIT</em> OUT OF THE WOMAN. </strong></p>
<p><a href="http://crooksandliars.com/silentpatriot/politico-rnc-spent-150k-palins-cloth">Crooks &amp; Liars with the story</a>.</p>
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