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October 22nd, 2008

Palin Extols the Virtues of a CLOSET Organizer

“I GUESS YOU COULD SAY, THAT A GOOD CLOSET ORGANIZER … KNOWS HOW TO DIVIDE THE ‘WHITES’ FROM THE ‘BLACKS’.”

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Meg at BuzzFlash on The Welfare Queen from Wasilla.

Lisa Casey weighs in on Ms. Apocalypstick.

Juan Cole: Iraq Moves Closer to Obama-Type Plan for early US Withdrawal.

Proof That John McCain Is, In Fact, George Bush, via Dan Kurtzman.

October 22nd, 2008

Sarah Palin Answers a Third Grader’s Question: What Does a Wardrobe Monitor Do?

 

“WELL, THAT’S  EASY. AS I TOLD MY DAUGHTER BRISTOL, THE JOB OF THE WARDROBE MONITOR IS TO COLLECT ALL THE MONEY FOR MILK AND COOKIES, AND THEN RUN TO SAKS FIFTH AVENUE TO BUY YOURSELF A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE.”

October 22nd, 2008

The True Lesson of Sarah Palin’s Clothes Binge

YOU CAN TAKE THE WOMAN INTO SAKS, BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE THE SACK OF SHIT OUT OF THE WOMAN. 

Crooks & Liars with the story.

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