“I GOT ALL THE GAY MEN IN ONE ROOM, ASKED THEM TO STRIP DOWN, AND IF THEY WERE ABLE TO WEAR THE DOUGHNUTS I PROVIDED, I HOSED ‘EM RIGHT DOWN.”

Story at HuffPost

“UNNERSTAN’, HE’LL STILL BE GIVIN’ THE INVOCATION — HE’LL JUST BE GIVIN’ IT IN DRAG.” 

“I’M HOPING RICK WARREN WEARS MY NEW LINE — ‘EVENING GOWNS BY 9/11′.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Jon Perr weighs in on Warren with Obama’ Achilles Heel.

Lisa Casey on the Bush Untouchables.

Mocking Bill O’Reilly, at One Good Move.

“RICK, THE REAL $64,000 QUESTION IS WHETHER I CAN INTELLIGENTLY ANSWER A QUESTION WITHOUT GETTING TIPPED OFF IN ADVANCE.”

“YOU KNOW, CHIEF, IF THIS McCAIN GETS ELECTED, WE’RE REALLY GONNA SEE SOME KAOS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Rachel Sklar at Huffpost on the story.

Isn’t Anything off limits for the McCain Campaign? — at BuzzFlash.

McCain’s Mansions, at One Good Move.

Talk about Quiz shows — Dan Kurtzman with a Quiz: How Well Do You Know the Candidates?