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December 18th, 2008

The REAL Story Behind Rick Warren’s ‘Water and Doughnuts’

“I GOT ALL THE GAY MEN IN ONE ROOM, ASKED THEM TO STRIP DOWN, AND IF THEY WERE ABLE TO WEAR THE DOUGHNUTS I PROVIDED, I HOSED ‘EM RIGHT DOWN.”

Story at HuffPost

December 18th, 2008

Obama’s Exquisite Compromise on Rick Warren

“UNNERSTAN’, HE’LL STILL BE GIVIN’ THE INVOCATION — HE’LL JUST BE GIVIN’ IT IN DRAG.” 

“I’M HOPING RICK WARREN WEARS MY NEW LINE — ‘EVENING GOWNS BY 9/11′.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Jon Perr weighs in on Warren with Obama’ Achilles Heel.

Lisa Casey on the Bush Untouchables.

Mocking Bill O’Reilly, at One Good Move.

August 19th, 2008

McCain Breaks Cone of Silence, Proving He’s a Man of the ’50s: The Quiz Show Scandals!

 

“RICK, THE REAL $64,000 QUESTION IS WHETHER I CAN INTELLIGENTLY ANSWER A QUESTION WITHOUT GETTING TIPPED OFF IN ADVANCE.”

“YOU KNOW, CHIEF, IF THIS McCAIN GETS ELECTED, WE’RE REALLY GONNA SEE SOME KAOS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Rachel Sklar at Huffpost on the story.

Isn’t Anything off limits for the McCain Campaign? — at BuzzFlash.

McCain’s Mansions, at One Good Move.

Talk about Quiz shows — Dan Kurtzman with a Quiz: How Well Do You Know the Candidates?

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