“The … Brrrrrrrritish Gov… Gov .. Gov-erment has learned … that Saddam Hu … Hu … Hu …  OH FUCK IT! I’M JUST GOING HOME!

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The Jon Swift Memorial Roundup 2010.

Madkane on Christine O’Donnell: Not A Witch, But Possibly A Jailbird.

Recommended Reading Links, at BartCopE!

“THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT HAS LEARNED THAT ALTHOUGH STILL DEAD, SADDAM HUSSEIN HAS OBTAINED BETTER HEALTH INSURANCE THAN MOST AMERICANS … FROM AFRICA. AND IF WE DON’T IMMEDIATELY REFORM OUR SYSTEM, COVERAGE FOR THE AVERAGE FAMILY WILL GO UP IN SMOKE LIKE A MUSHROOM CLOUD.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Perrspectives on Health Care Fight; No Echoes of Bush’s Social Security Debacle.

The Dawning of Deception or Still ‘Waiting for Godot’ — Your Choice White House at BuzzFlash.

Republicans Bring “Classiness” To the Classroom, by Madkane.

“THE FIRST EPISODE WILL FEATURE A GOVERNOR WHO FIRST CLAIMS HE GOT LOST ON THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL, TRIES TO ACCOMPLISH A WIFE SWAP, AND ULTIMATELY PROVES HE HAS NO GREY MATTER IN HIS ANATOMY.”

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All Hat No Cattle on the sane(?) Saddam Hussein.

And Dan Kurtzman on the insane housewife from Wasilla.

Michael Jackson Mashups, at BartCopE!

“OUR INTELLIGENCE PRETTY MUCH CONFIRMED THAT SADDAM’S CHIEF LIEUTENANT MET WITH SCARFACE IN A PRAGUE PLASTIC SURGERY CLINIC, AS A COVER TO GET ILLEGAL CHEMICAL SUBSTANCES.”

“SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE DICK.”

“IT WAS ALL PART OF DICK CHENEY’S MASTER PLAN: CREATE SUCH AN OUTRAGEOUS TRANSPARENT LIE THAT PEOPLE WOULD BE DISTRACTED FROM THE BULLSHIT OVER IRAQ.”

BuzzFlash has the review of Suskind’s book: The Way of the World: A Story of Truth and Hope in an Age of Extremism.

The Race Genie is out of the bottle on The Daily Show, courtesy of One Good Move.

Lisa Casey reports on W’s vacation plans.

It was reported today that the Madonna-Britney Spears relationship has been ruptured by a dispute over the study of Kabbalah, proving once again the power of religion to divide.  Yet beneath the surface, there is a bit more to this story:

 

Even celebs get religion these days

Travolta, Cruise, their Scientology ways

But Madonna and Britney Spears

The poster girls for tawdry

Were only studying Kabbalah

‘Cause they thought it was Hebrew for orgy

 

Now Rosie O’Donnell made a different mistake

One that would make you wince

She thought Kabbalah was a kosher dildo

Wrapped in a giant cheese blintz

 

[Reprinted from One State Two State Red State Blue State]