“MY WIFE PAT WEARS A CLOTH COAT.”  ”I’M GOIN’ BACK TO THE CONSIGNMENT SHOP.”

“I’VE GOT A RUSSIAN IN THE KITCHEN.”  “I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY KITCHEN.”

“YOU WON’T HAVE NIXON TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE.”   “I’M NOT GONNA’ ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS FROM THE LIBERAL MEDIA ANYMORE.”

“I AM NOT A CROOK.”     “THE TROOPERGATE REPORT SAID I DID NOT BREAK ANY LAWS.” 

 “I LIKE IKE, ‘CAUSE HE MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK.”  “THIS DIVA IS GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK.”

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BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on The Toxic GOP and Its Just Desserts.

Michael Moore on Larry King, at One Good Move.

Juan Cole on the Hypocrisy of the GOP’s ‘One-Party Rule’ Gambit.

Dan Kurtzman has The 25 Funniest Viral Videos of Election 2008.

“HE CAN SEE WATER RUSHIN’, FROM YOUR HOUSE.”

“I GUESS I LOOKED INTO HER SOUL, AND LOST MY SOUL.”

“JOE BIDEN HAS TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO CALL SARAH PALIN A BEE-HIVE-HEADED HO, HUMP HER LEG, AND SAY SHE’S JUST ANOTHER BUSH WITH A BUSH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

George Lakoff at BuzzFlash: A Brief Guide to the Debates.

Lisa Casey weighs in on Putin rearing his head in … Venezuela!

Juan Cole on: Palin on Hamas.

Politics, Humor and High Culture, at BartCop E!

‘CAUSE THEY CAN SEE … THE WHOLE WORLD!

“NOT ONLY CAN I SEE ALASKA FROM MY DACHA, BUT WHEN THE PRESENT GOVERNOR REARS HER AIRHEAD, IT’S MORE OF A DANGER TO RUSSIAN AIRSPACE THAN CHERNOBYL.”

“CHARLIE, I CAN DEAL WITH THOSE WOMEN, BECAUSE IN MY GOVERNOR’S OFFICE, I HAVE A VIEW OF ‘THE VIEW’.”

“I WOULD ALSO TAKE THE SAME POSITION WITH A SQUIRREL, BUT IF IT WERE RUSSIAN SPIES, THAT’S WHERE I’D HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE.”

“DIS IS VUN ‘RUSH HER’  DEAL ZAT HISTORY VON’T JUDGE KINDLY.”

                         SEWER’S FOLLY

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MORE PALINOLOGY:  

George Lakoff at BuzzFlash, on the Anti-democratic Ideology of McCain and Palin.

Lisa Casey’s take on the GOP Soap Opera.

Bill Maher on Palin’s “What does the Vice President do?” – at One Good Move.

10. CHANGE!  Given his age, Grandpa McCain wanted someone who has recent experience changing diapers.

 9. Send strong message to Russia they can’t take back Alaska. 

 8. A perfect match: Alaska Governor and Senator who now panders to “Men in Trees.” 

 7. Palin not vulnerable to harassment by Larry Craig in GOP Convention restrooms.

 6. Pronunciation of ”Pale-in” reinforces racial message the GOP is the “whiteface” party.

 5. “Hockey Mom” reinforces racial message the GOP is the “whiteface” party.

 4. New energy plan will include drilling and dog sled transportation.

 3. She knows how to spell “Baked Alaska” without an “e” at the end.

 2. McCain’s desperate attempt to associate himself  with Teddy Roosevelt’s Bull Moose Party.

 1. Forget female voters, McCain targets men with “hot librarian” fantasies.

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BLOGWORTHIES:

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: McCain-Palin: A Really Dumb Choice By Some (Usually) Really Smart People.

Bill Maher’s back, and Norm Jenson has the latest New Rules.

Oil, Business Groups Join Palin’s Crusade Against Polar Bears – at Perrspectives.