“IF YOU CAST YOUR VOTE FOR McCAIN-PALIN, THEY’LL SLICE AND DICE THIS COUNTRY UP SO MUCH, IT’LL LOOK LIKE IT’S BEEN THROUGH THE VEG-O-MATIC.  BUT WAIT, THAT’S NOT ALL.  IF YOU VOTE FOR THE GOP TICKET, I’LL GIVE YOU A LIFETIME GUARANTEE THAT YOU’LL BE LIVING ON SHOESTRING POTATOES AND A SHOESTRING BUDGET.”

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Staying on topic, Lisa Casey with a new definition of insanity.

 

“OK GOD, LET ME PUT UP ON THE SCREEN ONE OF THE KEY COMMANDMENTS YOU HANDED DOWN: ‘THOU SHALL NOT KILL.’ BUT HOW DO YOU SQUARE THAT WITH ¬†ALL THE HURRICANES, FLOODS AND OTHER NATURAL DISASTERS THAT YOU YOURSELF HAVE CREATED?”