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October 16th, 2008

Experts Conclude McCain’s Health Insurance Plan Has ‘Air Quotes’

“SO, IF YOU GET ‘SICK,’ AND YOU FEEL YOU NEED ‘TREATMENT,’ JOHN McCAIN’S ‘HEALTH INSURANCE PLAN’ IS JUST THE ‘MEDICINE’ THAT THE ‘DOCTOR’ ORDERED.”

[Background at Crooks & Liars]

And Lisa Casey asks if McCain the ‘Airhead’ is fit for high office.

October 2nd, 2008

McCain’s Latest Hail Mary: Promises to Put Palin ON The Supreme Court

“IT’S PRETTY CLEAR THAT SHE WON’T BE PREJUDICED BY ANY PRECEDENTS, AND BESIDES, I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HER IN A ROBE.”

September 30th, 2008

Who Says Palin Can’t Name Another Supreme Court Case: ‘Kramer vs. Kramer’

“KATIE, ISN’T THAT THE ONE WHERE THE SUPREME COURT HAD TO DECIDE IF THEY’D COUNT THE VOTE OF THE LITTLE BOY … EVEN THOUGH HE ATE HIS ICE CREAM BEFORE DINNER?”

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