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January 30th, 2009

Blagojevich’s ‘Otter’ Defense in Animal House: A ‘Blotter’ On Our Society

“The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with laws against bribery and corruption; I did. (winks) But you can’t hold a governor responsible for his own sick, perverted behavior. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole whole State of Illinois, including its favorite sons Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama? And if the whole State of Illinois is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of all of our states and institutions in general?  Isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society?  Well, you can do what you want to me, but I’m not going to sit here and listen to you bad-mouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!”

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Dan Kurtzman has the complete  Blago roundup.

And here’s a YouTube “mix” of Blago and Otter:

December 7th, 2008

Obama’s Brilliant Plan to Sell the GOP on Public Works Stimulus

“TOM, WE’RE GONNA’ GIVE FURLOUGHS TO ALL THE REPUBLICANS IN JAIL ON CORRUPTION CHARGES, AND LET ‘EM WORK ON CHAIN GANGS, WHERE THEY CAN FINALLY DO SOME GOOD FOR THIS COUNTRY.”  

 

 

“WHAT WE’VE GOT HERE …. IS FAILURE TO COOPERATE.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Rezko, the Illinois Governor and Obama’s Senate Replacement.

Norm Jenson with The Sunday Funnies.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

Advice from Dude with ‘Tude: Financial Trouble? Just Lie To Kids About Christmas.