“THE THING THAT REALLY FOOLED ME WAS WHEN HE SAID: ‘IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MY POSITIONS, PRESS 666‘.”

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Exhibit  ”A” on  Mr. Automaton:

I get up every morning
From Sean Hannity’s warning
Trashin’ commie Jews and blacks from the City
There’s a Robo-calls a callin’
Right-wing polls a pushin’ pollin’
And on Hardball, I’m really a pity

And if your brain likes slime
You’ll be Joe McCarthy by nine
And earn your Wingnut stripes to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Be like me, a racist ‘roid
I love to work at dissing all day

And I’ll be…
Taking care of diss-ness, every day
Taking care of diss-ness, every way
I’ve been taking care of diss-ness, it’s all mine
Taking care of diss-ness, and working overtime

It’s as easy as wishin’
Joe the ‘plumber’s’ a physician
And your opponent is black, brown or yellow
Be a know-nothing nut bar
Chances are you’ll go too far
If you get in with the RIGHT bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a Lyin’ like a Hun
Tell them that you like to hate this way
For FOX News we’ll be employed
And we’ll end up self-destroyed
We love to work at dissing all day

And I’ll be taking care of diss-ness, every day
Taking care of diss-ness, every way
I’ve been taking care of diss-ness, it’s all mine
Taking care of diss-ness, and working overtime

“THE EDITORIAL BOARD HEARTILY ENDORSES JOHN McCAIN, SINCE WE’LL NO LONGER HAVE TO INVENT CRAZY SHIT, BUT WILL BE ABLE TO JUST REPORT THE FACTS.”

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A REAL Newsflash: The Real Plumbers are Endorsing Obama, at BuzzFlash.

Bill Maher’s New Rules, and Sarah Palin on SNL – at One Good Move. 

McCain’s Old School Robo-Calls, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with Shocking McCain Zombie Photos Revealed.

“HEL-LO. I’M CALLING FOR … NO WAIT, AGAINST JOHN McCAIN. SPAM FILTER SOFTWARE REJECTS JOHN McCAIN.  MUST DELETE  JOHN McCAIN.”

“SHE’S JUST KATHERINE HARRIS … WITHOUT THE LIPSTICK.”

Story at TPM.

“HEL-LO. I AM CALLING FOR BA-RACK O-BAMA. DID YOU KNOW THAT … AFTER WE LOST … THE VIETNAM WAR, JOHN McCAIN ‘PALLED’ AROUND WITH A COMMIE LEFTY … WHOSE UNDERGROUND TUNNELS WERE USED AS A BASE TO KILL THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS.”

“FORGET TEFLON, THIS GUY IS MADE OF REINFORCED STAINLESS STEEL.”