“I HAD TO SCHLEP ALL THE WAY BACK TO MY 96 YEAR OLD MOTHER’S HOUSE, TO TRY TO CONVINCE HER NOT TO VOTE FOR OBAMA.”

The Original Great Schlep.

“AFTER ALL, SHE’S ONLY 90 YEARS OLD, AND ALSO LACKS THE EXPERIENCE OF RAISING A BAD-ASS SON WHO NEVER WOULD’VE EVEN MADE IT THROUGH THE NAVAL ACADEMY IF HIS DADDY AND GRAND-DADDY WEREN’T BIG-SHOT ADMIRALS.”