“NOW, LADIES AND GENTS, I KNOW THIS ROLE WAS TRADITIONALLY RESERVED TO WOMEN, BUT I’M GONNA’ DO MY DARNDEST TO BE THE FIRST LATE NIGHT HOST TO BREAK THE CRASS CEILING.”

“YES, NURSE RATCHETT, BECK DID SLIP AWAY DURING OUR FISHING TRIP, BUT IF HE DOESN’T RETURN IMMEDIATELY, WE’LL LET THE WHOLE KNOW HE’S JUST BEEN FUCKING HIMSELF.”

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From Nuts to Neanderthals, at All Hat No Cattle.

“I GUESS THE SECRET’S NOW OUT - NOT ONLY DID I PREFER ‘DOGGIE STYLE,’ BUT I USUALLY HAD TO BEG TO GET IT.”