“EVERY ONE AFFECTED BY THE GULF OIL SPILL WILL GET A COMPLIMENTARY FILL-UP, A  SET OF BP DRINKING GLASSES, AND AN UNLIMITED FLOW OF SLUSH PUPPIES … AS LONG AS THE OIL CONTINUES TO FLOW INTO THE GULF.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Joe Barton, Our Savior.

“THIS LEGISLATION REALLY HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE. EVERY U.S. CITIZEN GETS DRAFTED INTO THE ARMED FORCES AND SENT TO AFGHANISTAN, THUS PROVIDING BOTH UNIVERSAL EMPLOYMENT AND UNIVERSAL SINGLE-PAYER HEALTH INSURANCE FOR ALL.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the NRA Enabling the Terrorism of Gun Deaths.

Madkane’s Testy Republicans.

Dan Kurtzman’s 30 Funniest Videos of the Decade.

“TRUE, THE SONUVABITCH’S PHONE  WAS ON VIBRATE … BUT HE HAD HIS VIBRATOR ON RING.”

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As Lisa Casey suggests, can’t we just confiscate Cheney?