“REPORTS INDICATE THAT UNLIKE JANET JACKSON’S FLASH OF BREAST, THIS SHOW FEATURED A SELF-ANOINTED EMPRESS … ENTIRELY WITHOUT CLOTHES.”
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“REPORTS INDICATE THAT UNLIKE JANET JACKSON’S FLASH OF BREAST, THIS SHOW FEATURED A SELF-ANOINTED EMPRESS … ENTIRELY WITHOUT CLOTHES.”
“OUR PLAN FULLY COVERS ALL PEDESTRIAN-PEDESTRIAN ACCIDENTS, AND AFTER YOU PAY A $500 DEDUCTIBLE, THE PLAN HOLDS DOWN COSTS BY ELIMINATING SURGERY IN FAVOR OF BODYWORK AND A BRAND NEW PAINT JOB.”
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Meg at BuzzFlash on the real House Republican Bogus Healthcare Plan: No Coverage for Preexisting Conditions.
“MADAM, IF YOU WERE MY CONGRESSPERSON, I’D POISON YOUR TEA.”
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The original Churchill quote.
Here it is folks, from the home office of Michele Bachmann’s lunatic mind, the top commercials from her health care protest, the Super Bowl for Freedom:
5. Mean Mitch McConnell — Based on the iconic Coke commercial, the Senate Minority Leader from Kentucky refuses to give a homeless kid his extra button-down Brooks Brothers shirt.
4. The Glenn Beck Crying Trade Baby — Glenn promises you can trade your sanity for his hysterical idiocy in just seconds, all from the comfort of your own home.
3. Teabag 1984 — Forget the groundbreaking Apple commercial, Tea Party Wingnuts throw Tom the Hammer DeLay at the U.S. Constitution encased at the Smithsonian.
2. The Dudweiser Frogs – Rush, Sarah and Glenn sitting on a log in upstate NY’s Congressional District 23, croaking: “We –Fucked–Up.”
1. Clydesdales Playing Political Football: In a metaphor of the GOP “health plan,” the world-renowned horses kick around health care, until one breaks his leg, and then is shot by the others.
“FOX’S OWNER PALS AROUND WITH COMMUNISTS, HE’S NOT A NATURAL-BORN CITIZEN, AND WHILE WE’RE NOT SUGGESTING HE’S THE ANTI-CHRIST … HE DOES COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER.”
“SO I SAY TO YOU REPUBLICANS AND RIGHT-WINGERS, WHO HAVE CRITICIZED AND OBSTRUCTED ME AT EVERY TURN, WITH NO INTENTION OF EVER DEALING IN GOOD FAITH OR FOR THE GREATER GOOD, CAN WE SIT DOWN AND NEGOTIATE?”
Story on the ‘Nixonian nonsense’ here.
“AS ONE SOURCE PUT IT: ‘BOTH SIDES WILL STILL HAVE FOLKS WHO MAKE EGREGIOUS ERRORS, BUT AT LEAST GLENN BECK WILL BE IN AN INDUSTRY WHERE THEY DON’T ALLOW CRYING’.“
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The Resurrection of the Public Option, at All Hat No Cattle.
Madkane on the Bystander President?
Dan Kurtzman: Finally, an Accurate Description of The Daily Show.
“GOOD EVENING, WELCOME TO FOX NEWS.”
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Lisa Casey on Distortions and Contortions from Kabul.
Mark Karlin on the Heritage Foundation defense of the Ghengis Khan heritage: Rape.
Jon Perr on the latest BCS — Battle of Crazy State - Standings (Talk about red-shirt fresh-men!)
Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Depleted Uranium — Dead Babies in Iraq and Afghanistan Are No Joke.
“MR. PRESIDENT, WE’LL SUPPORT YOUR PLAN FOR A PUBLIC OPTION, AS LONG AS WE CAN SECURITIZE IT, DERIVATIVIZE IT, AND TRADE IT AS OPTIONS … AND THEN SELL WHAT’S LEFT AS ‘SUB-PRIME HEALTH INSURANCE’ TO THE SAME POOR SHMUCKS WHO BOUGHT OUR WORTHLESS MORTGAGES.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Lisa Casey on The Great White Dopes, and BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on the Great GOP Freak Show.
Juan Cole on the latest chaos in Afghanistan.
“AT NO COST AT ALL TO THE CONSUMER, THEIR RADIOS WILL COMPLETELY BLOCK OUT ALL THE STATIONS THAT CARRY RUSH LIMBAUGH, WHICH IS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO RUSTING YOUR BRAIN.”
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The GOP stays the course, like the train wreck it is, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.
Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.
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